Types of facebook diseases and disorders

[Drsomnath999]

1.LIKOSIS.

symptoms- the patients likes every status and pics that they come across with.

2.LIKOPHOBIA
symptoms- the patients dont like any interesting pics or status they come across with coz they think that the likes will get firnished.


3.SHYFBMIASIS
symptoms- the patients log on to f.b after a very long time then they log off and then log in later after more than two weeks. its like
they shy away from f.b.

4.TAG SYNDROME
symptoms- the patients want to be tagged in each and every photo they come across with.


5.SAD SYNDROME
symptoms- the patients tend to update sad posts. e.g i hate love, i hate my life and so on.

6.REQUEST SYNDROME
symptoms- the patients tend to randomly send friend request to many people without any consideration.

7.COMMENTOLARIA
symptoms- the patients seem to be commenting in each and every post that they come across with.

8.RUBISHTOSIS
symptoms- the patients tend to be commenting rubish or negative things on other peoples posts.

9.POST REMOVIASIS
symptoms- the patients tend to be removing their posts that received very little or no likes and comments.

10.ADICTOMIOLOGY
symptoms- the patients cannot stay for more than 24hours without thinking of facebook.


CONTROL:
The above disorders can be controlled by doing the exact opposite of the symptoms above.
Rx- Anti-FB therapy for 1month with
1) Likolycin,
2)Statuskillin,
3)Tagamycin,
4)Shareformin.

 

[Koovie]

damn seems like I have ADICTOMIOLOGY in the final stage

 

[Drsomnath999]

infact join any defence forum for 1 month do trolling & get banned & again rejoin with a multiple email id & again troll
Do it for 1month
this is the best treatment from facebook disorder

 

[Mad Indian]

infact join any defence forum for 1 month do trolling & get banned & again rejoin with a multiple email id & again troll
Do it for 1month
this is the best treatment from facebook disorder

Actually I stopped using FB that much after joining here

One addiction to another. But atleast here I learn something

 

[Drsomnath999]

Actually I stopped using FB that much after joining here

One addiction to another. But atleast here I learn something

well i hope u can cure urselves from this deadly contagious pandemic FB disease

 

[Aayush]

I update my status every hour (and i also get hundreds of likes)