Top 10 Signs You Are a Hindu Fanatic

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  1. Apollyon

    Apollyon Führer Senior Member

    Nov 13, 2011
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    Top 10 Signs You Are a Hindu Fanatic

    10. You believe anyone who wears even so much as a saffron underwear is a human incarnation of ’Jagat Brahman‘ (God) and address them as “baba”, “swami”, “shri shri” finding the servile pleasure of touching their feet ‘intoxicating’.

    9. You defend militantly everything the saffron-clad swamis have to preach, no matter how illogical and ridiculous, and believe that he/she will solve all your problems only if you continue singing bhajans (devotional songs).

    8. You eject out of your chair at the slightest noise of someone uttering the word ‘Hinduism’ accusing the person of ignorance and launching into a lengthy diatribe on why the fool needs to address Hinduism as ‘Sanatana Dharma’.

    7. You think all Muslims are “terrorists” and call any person who does not support the ‘Hindutva’ cause as an anti-Hindu, anti-India, pseudo-secular communist.

    6. You accuse Muslims of being intolerant and yet become endlessly peeved at the distorted displays of hindu symbols or the use of hindu deities in works of art or movies by non-hindus and take boundless pride in protesting against such distortions or threatening them with dire consequences.

    5. You spend hundreds of idle hours trying to find the ‘real’ meaning of different hindu symbols and slokas and take immense pride whenever the western media mentions something remotely Hindu – convinced that it is an undeniable evidence supporting the ‘greatness’ of “Hindu civilization”

    4. You accuse ‘goras’(whites, but typically means Christians) of being racist when they ridicule Hindus but find no problems cracking Chinese jokes, Sardar jokes or even supporting the caste system by deciding not to marry outside your caste.

    3. You find fairy tales of other religions amusing and entertaining but consider the epic fairy tales of Ramayana and Mahabharata as ‘itihaas’ (history).

    2. You have no idea what a ‘testable hypothesis’ is but proudly claim that the Vedas are scientific works, distorting slokas and quoting personal opinion of scientists to make your case.

    1. You have never read the entire Bhagavad Gita or other hindu religious texts but feel you are competent enough to talk about them loudly just because you read a few Amar Chitra Katha comics when you were a kid.

  3. ashdoc

    ashdoc Senior Member Senior Member

    Jul 21, 2010
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    hindu fanatics are generally vegetarians and therefore incapable of really changing the world order . most exist on the net as virtual warriors incapable of anything more .

    what could more interesting is 10 signs of being muslim fanatic.....or rather 10 symptoms because those symptoms can be devastating for the rest of us -----devastating as in bomb explosion or something like that .
  4. The Messiah

    The Messiah Bow Before Me! Elite Member

    Aug 25, 2010
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    Seems about right to me.

  5. blank_quest

    blank_quest Senior Member Senior Member

    Aug 4, 2012
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    am an idiot who is born as human and is among intelligent human beings!:frusty:
  6. GPM

    GPM Tihar Jail Banned

    Mar 5, 2011
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    A bogus list.
  7. Rahul92

    Rahul92 Senior Member Senior Member

    Sep 4, 2010
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    Ya i fit in 8 5 1

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