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"What do u call a priest who releases his sex tapes?"

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Parish Hilton.

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Ek Cheenti



One Cheenti (ant) knocks the door of a house. House owner opens the door.







"I want a place to stay", said the Cheenti ...











"I have a vacant room which you can occupy for free of cost", said the owner. Cheenti went inside and occupied that vacant room.








After some days, the Cheenti brought in another Cheenti and requested the owner "Can you please allow this Cheenti to stay along with me".











"Oh sure, you can do so without paying any rent" said the owner.











After some days the Cheenti brought one more Cheenti and requested the owner to allow that Cheenti to stay with it. Owner agreed to it without asking for any rent.




This continues and Cheenti brings in one more Cheenti and owner agrees for it. On one fine day, the Cheenti brought in the tenth Cheenti and requested the owner to allow that tenth Cheenti also to stay with it.











The owner said "Ok, you all can stay here but you need to pay rent".











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. Because by then they were Ten-Ants (Tenants) :D:D:D:D
 

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sardar in a bar in Newyork, man on his right says"Johny Walker single"man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"Sardar says.................








"Baljit Singh Married"...............
 

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How do you make Holy Water from normal water ?

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Wat happens to a mercedes benz with it hits a wall ?

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...............The Mercedes Bends:D:D:D:D:D
 

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A fast-moving, crowded bus suddenly brakes and screeches to a halt. A Sardar standing behind a young lady falls on her. Angry, the lady asks,

"Kya kar rahe ho?"

Sardar replies..

"Punjab University se BA kar raha hoon.."
 

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've got a really sad computer related one -

Melody itni choclatee kyon (queue) hai ???


Kyonki melody itni choclatee stack nahin hai !!!


(I know this is really sick... maybe half the people cant even understand this... but, dont blame me... when our exams get onto our heads in college we start cracking such seriously retarded jokes !!!) :D:D:D:D:D
 

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arz hai...
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maa kasam ghalib ne aisa sher mara....
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k sherni vidhwa ho gai!!! :D:D:D:D:D
 

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there are two pipal trees besides each other at some distance..
they both are connected thru a rope.
wat wil dat rope be called????
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NOKIA - CONNECTING PIPAL!! :D:D:D:D:D
 

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What will! u call a person who is leaving India??
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Hindustan Lever (Leaver).:D:D:D:D:D
 

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Once upon a time... In a village, there came a lion & started troubling
villagers. Being frustrated because of the lion, people decide to take some
action. They decide that after 6:00 'O'clock in the evening everybody will
return home and lock the doors from inside. The trick works, lion comes
and finds nothing.

Second day also it comes and sees the same thing everywhere! It happens
for two-three nights.

Then finally one day, the frustrated lion comes and lock all the doors
from outside and goes back into the forest.

Now suggest some good title for the story!

Reminder: You are asked to suggest the title of the story and not the
moral.....

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Sher-Lock Homes!!!:D:D:D:D:D
 

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A chicken sandwich once walked into a bar and ordered some food and beer.














The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".:D:D:D:D:D
 

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Once upon a time in a jungle there was a lioness. But She was unhappy
with her life because she was very ugly. Koi bhi lion usko ghaas nahi
daalta tha. But the lioness had one speciality..

She was very good at hunting..One of the best hunters in the jungle..One day while hunting, the lioness caught hold of an old rabbit.As soon as she was about to
kill the rabbit the rabbit pleaded her to spare his life and in return
he promised to give the lioness anything she wanted.

The lioness gave it a thought and then she finally agreed.She told the rabbit that if he can tell her a way by which she can become a beauty queen, she will spare
his life.On hearing this the old wise rabbit pointed towards a nearby
hill.On top of it was a large rock.The view from the rock was
magnificent. The rabbit told the lioness to go and sit on top of the rock
and all her problems will be solved..The lioness thought the rabbit was
bluffing her.So she took the rabbit along with her to the rock and gave
it a try...And to her surprise It worked!!

..Suddenly all the lions were noticing her and she received many proposals for date.She thanked the rabbit for her favour and the rabbit breathed a sigh of relief and
hopped away safely to his house..


Now the question is...How did the rabbit solve the problem for the
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When the lioness sat on the rock she became SherOn Stone (Sharon Stone) :D:D:D:D:D
 

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What did the triangle say to the circle?

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........You're so pointless. :D:D:D:D:D
 

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What prize did the guy who invented the door knocker get ?
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...... He got the No-bell prize :D:D:D:D:D
 

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What do u call a Parsi pimp?























"Naari Contractor"

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Bond was travelling in an auto. On reaching, the driver said, "17.50 rupay hue saab!"

Bond: "Yeh lo 15 rupay.."

Driver: "Yeh kya, baaki ke 2.50? :-O"

Bond: "Dhai Another Day"
 

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What would u be called if your age on ur birth certificate got rubbed off?








































> UMAR GUL!
 

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First Guy - Arre yaar, aaj meri beti jawan ho gayi...

Second Guy - Okay, toh use Border bhej do !!!

hehehehehehehe.......:D:D:D:D:D
 

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Once upon a time, Sada and Ada, visited a coal mine to find some diamonds.
Sada takes a right and Ada turns left.

Sada has only a shovel, but Ada had sophisticated diamond mining tools.
Yet, Sada finds a diamond but Ada doesn't (even after digging for 10 kms) !!!

Why ??

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Kyonki...Hira hai Sada ke liye!!!
 

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