so i should drink cow piss instead???
No.
Leave the Cow alone.
Use your own penis as the fountain as per Chinese traditions..
CHINESE TAOIST MASTER RECOMMENDS URINE THERAPY!
Beijing - The daily "South China Morning Post" states: More than
three million rural Chinese drink their own urine daily, because
they suppose it has high nutritive and curative value. This practice
is especially popular in the northern province of Shaanxi, where
there are clinics, specializing in Urine Therapy, and run by
sanitary authorities and specialist physicians of this Urotherapy.
"The Urine Therapy treats all types of illnesses, including Asthma,
Tuberculosis, colds, and cancer", 47 year old Du Ximin who operates
a clinic in the locality of Wuzhuang. In this town of 2,000
inhabitants, which is found on the outskirts of Xian (the provincial
capital), a total of 500,000 people drink their own urine daily,
with the hope that it will fortify the immune system.
According to Professor Du, throughout the years, hundreds of
patients seek his advice about the curative properties of urine, so
much so that he felt obliged to organize seminars to satisfy the
demand and the curiosity of the visitors.
It appears the practice began in Wuzhuang, when a Taoist monk
advised a neighbor to imbibe his own urine, to treat a chronic
disease.
"In only a few months, my father recuperated his vision. Urine is
not bad and is very nutritive. The secret is to drink it every day",
states Wen, a person of 70 years, who practices the fast with only
urine and water.
The Second National Symposium of Urine Therapy, organized by the
Society of Lao Tse (founder of Taoism) was celebrated Friday in the
locality of Xianyang.
Doctors and experts in nutrition from around the world, have
criticized this practice, upon considering the recycling of human
urine. The ignorance about the human body is the principal cause of
such misgivings, combined with the fact they don't want to learn by
studying the over 300 books on this subject.
Nevertheless, residents of this locality, like 45 year old Zhou
Yanfang, are convinced of the curative properties of urine: "...When
I get old, I'll make sure to ingest my urine daily".
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