The Drunk Thread

[radhikareddy]

pictures or it aint true,,,,,

ive heard that one before

 

[The Messiah]

Which one are you? The gay or the trannie?

i am god...which means either i dont exist or im am advanced alien monitoring you puny humans.

 

[The Messiah]

pictures or it aint true,,,,,

 

[Bangalorean]

Yes, pics or it isn't true.

 

[radhikareddy]

i am god...which means either i dont exist or im am advanced alien monitoring you puny humans.

*raises an eyebrow*

easy now... put down that beer very slowly.

 

[The Messiah]

well done...harass her off dfi. thats like scoring own goal

 

[Godless-Kafir]

i am god...which means either i dont exist or im am advanced alien monitoring you puny humans.

Shut your whore mouth and get me that sandwich.

 

[The Messiah]

Shut your whore mouth and get me that sandwich.

it is beef sandwich!

 

[Godless-Kafir]

it is beef sandwich!

Who told you to touch my cow? Give me my cow back noww....! and get me more beef sandwich..

 

[KS]

Glenfiddich is bloody brilliant.

A man who brackets Glenfiddich with Old Monk is not a reliable man.

Try having Glenfiditch when you have a client meet the next day.

 

[KS]

That sounds so vain and desperate man.. i feel for you brother, i know as a man how hard it is to play these byatchess.. I can never muster the courage to ask a girl and if i did they turn me down!! I dont know how some guys have the knack for it, they wont date me and I am not even bad looking...

Me or you..Bitch ?

 

[KS]

Trust me, all you have to do is be yourself. Dont care a damn but me cordial and pleasant. Dont be too accommodating, make it known that you are not interested for anything that is serious. Its all about what you wear, how you wear it, how you carry yourself. Its not the angry young man rather the 'dont care a damn yet humorous young man that works with new age girls.

and of course money

Never mind the rest.

 

[KS]

Ok so anyone has been booked for drunken driving or met with accident due to alcohol in blood stream ?

 

[The Messiah]

answer my question in the cousin sister thread

 

[Singh]

Ok so anyone has been booked for drunken driving or met with accident due to alcohol in blood stream ?

Abroad : fined/cautioned for public intoxication.
India : fined for drinking / carrying alcohol in the car. Excise laws don't allow consumption of alcohol in a car, even if you aren't driving.

Never had a massive accident while massively drunk, few bumps and scratches only.

 

[Adux]

Abroad : fined/cautioned for public intoxication.
India : fined for drinking / carrying alcohol in the car. Excise laws don't allow consumption of alcohol in a car, even if you aren't driving.

Never had a massive accident while massively drunk, few bumps and scratches only.

all of the above

 

[Godless-Kafir]

Me or you..Bitch ?

You Bitch...Now shut your whore mouth.

 

[Shaitan]

You Bitch...Now shut your whore mouth.

Shut your whore mouth, brah?

You are such a biter, stop taking my lines.

As far as alcohol goes, I only like to do cocaine, sorry fellas.

 

[Shaitan]

Why you gotta take ma style brah?

Why can't you find your own lines brah?

Why you gotta be like Dk and Utube brah?

 

[Adux]

Lets talk about the most embarrasing or crazy thing you have done while under the influence of the God's elixir that is good quality alcohol.