The definition of "loser" in China

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Male loser:

1. the cash in his wallet is always less than 1000RMB(150USD)
2. shoes he wear always costs less than 800 RMB(120USD)
3. NO. of ex-girlfirends before marriae is less than 3.
4. yearly bonus is less than 10000RMB(1500USD)
5. His daily drinks is Kangshifu Greentea ( one cheap encapsulation drinks in CHina)
6. His daily clothes is either JEANSWEST or 361C (either is cheap clothes brand in CHina)
7. the unit price of cigarette he smoke is always less than 20RMB(3USD)
8. the price of His car ls less than 100KRMB(15K USD)
9. his daily alcohol is either distilled spirit or Beer.
8. He has not had a long-distance journey in the past 2-3 years.
 

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Female Loser:
1. She never wears Bikini
2. She never uses bright-cloer nail enamel
3. She never wears sleeveless underwear
5. the heel of shoes She wears is never longter than 5 CMs
6. She has not changed her hairdo inthe past 6 months
7. She is never brave enough to be grinned
8. She is used to walk behind man.
9. She hates mirrors
 

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the standard facility of Chinese male losers:

Kangshifu GreenTea

 

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the standard facility of Chinese male losers

JEANSWEST Clothes

 

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the standard facility of Chinese male losers:

361C clothes

 

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the common daily food of both male losers and female losers in CHina

Kangshifu Instant noodles


 

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Male loser:

1. the cash in his wallet is always less than 1000RMB(150USD)
2. shoes he wear always costs less than 800 RMB(120USD)
3. NO. of ex-girlfirends before marriae is less than 3.
4. yearly bonus is less than 10000RMB(1500USD)
5. His daily drinks is Kangshifu Greentea ( one cheap encapsulation drinks in CHina)
6. His daily clothes is either JEANSWEST or 361C (either is cheap clothes brand in CHina)
7. the unit price of cigarette he smoke is always less than 20RMB(3USD)
8. the price of His car ls less than 100KRMB(15K USD)
9. his daily alcohol is either distilled spirit or Beer.
8. He has not had a long-distance journey in the past 2-3 years.

Any Chinese who wears Chinese brands clothes is a loser.
Any Chinese who drives a Chinese car is a loser.
Any Chinese who doesn't divorce/beat up his wife and/or gets a mistress if she doesn't bear him a son, is not a loser. :troll:

Any Chinese who doesn't goto a dentist is a loser. And by that definition all are. double :troll:
 

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Female Loser:
1. She never wears Bikini
2. She never uses bright-cloer nail enamel
3. She never wears sleeveless underwear
5. the heel of shoes She wears is never longter than 5 CMs
6. She has not changed her hairdo inthe past 6 months
7. She is never brave enough to be grinned
8. She is used to walk behind man.
9. She hates mirrors
She charges too much money and is clingy. :troll:
 

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Things so-called Indian middle-class can only dream of in their wet dreams。
 

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Things so-called Indian middle-class can only dream of in their wet dreams。
I am an Indian middle-class person and I live a life much better than what your Chinese losers (actually, than most Chinese people) do. I have a feeling you are a big loser when compared to middle class Indians like me.
 
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Was I considered a loser when I was in China? Lets see...



Male loser:

1. the cash in his wallet is always less than 1000RMB(150USD) Yep
2. shoes he wear always costs less than 800 RMB(120USD) Nope
3. NO. of ex-girlfirends before marriae is less than 3. Nope
4. yearly bonus is less than 10000RMB(1500USD) Nope
5. His daily drinks is Kangshifu Greentea ( one cheap encapsulation drinks in CHina) Nope
6. His daily clothes is either JEANSWEST or 361C (either is cheap clothes brand in CHina) Nope
7. the unit price of cigarette he smoke is always less than 20RMB(3USD) Yep
8. the price of His car ls less than 100KRMB(15K USD) Lease value >
9. his daily alcohol is either distilled spirit or Beer. Usually
10. He has not had a long-distance journey in the past 2-3 years. Obviously not
7/10 gives me a C... good enough to pass uni. :taunt:
 

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Things so-called Indian middle-class can only dream of in their wet dreams。
are you kidding me???
iam from a middle class family and i can easily afford adi,nike and puma.
adidas is better than adodi or adodas.
and ofcourse pulsar is better than your gulsar :p
china is good but not the level of denmark or sweden.
 

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^^ That is the problem with Chinese posters on DFI. They have their heads deep in their ass as far as these things are concerned. They think their nation has already developed to the levels of Western Europe. :crazy:
 

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the weird thing is stuff like H&M can be more cheap than jeanswest....and i guess you normally wont be called loser if wearing those more famous but low end brands.......
 

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^^ That is the problem with Chinese posters on DFI. They have their heads deep in their ass as far as these things are concerned. They think their nation has already developed to the levels of Western Europe. :crazy:
I assume the self-irony is lost on you. Pfft there is no cure for lack of sense of humour.

Every society has a benchmark of what is considered succesful. This is just an attempt of mocking it.
 

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