Thread: ISRO to mate its cryogenic engine CE-7.5 with GSLV
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I do hope it lives up to its hype. I'd hate to see it not lift off at all. If it doesn't go up, how am I going to watch it come down?
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I don't know what these Pakistanis put in their rockets. Maybe it's Nihari, maybe it's Siri Paye but the damned things sail through the mesosphere on their intended trajectories without the slightest mid-course deviation. India's rockets make headlines for all the wrong reasons so much so, that I'm looking forward to the 6th of August. It's going to fail alright, I just want it to fail after lift-off. Adds punch to my morning news.
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Headlines 2020: 3 Indian astronauts dead as shuttle explodes shortly after take off.
The moment you stop emulating China's successes and shun your unworkable ambitions of space exploration, the sooner you can feed the millions dying of starvation. Salvation lies not in the exosphere but on Earth right here. How do you explain wasting trillions of rupees trying to set foot on the moon to the starved mother of a dying child, or to the grieving widow of a dead soldier.
You can't.
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Yes, our Chinese rockets are very reliable. Clearly the Russian ones you paint are not giving you value for money. But 6th August isn't about Russian-tech, it's about a faulty French rocke- motor housed in TATA tin. The last two were spectacular failures, let's see how this one goes.
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The last I heard Nirbhay crashed off-course and Pakistan successfully tested its battlefield-range ballistic missile. The next I'm going to be hearing of is how much fail they're going to have to clean up after GSLV digs itself a grave in Sriharikota. Turns out you're tuned in to all the wrong stations.
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More stuff that will come crashing out of the sky. Nice. India really has a knack for fireworks.
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Poor fellow easily bores from the listless responses which middle-aged, virgin Indian men conjure on PDF. The fact of the matter is half of you don't understand the social dynamics of development and the other half fap to gay ****, both of which I equally condemn.
Here's some education: Pakistan is capable of launching satellites into orbit, Pakistan does not have any satellites which it can launch. SUPARCO is officially responsible for pursuing space projects, particularly socio-economic development through the use of satellite technology, but more practically SUPARCO is a cover-up for the study of orbital and sub-orbital physics, R&D from which is used to further enhance our nuclear delivery systems and since SUPARCO has thusfar been busy bolstering our national defense the only satellites we have to send in space look like they were made from aluminium foil and glue... Our economy may be weak but is strong enough to maintain development projects which we pursue. Unlike India, we don't jump into the deep end and then sink in the process of learning how to swim, we cautiously skirt the waterfront looking for jetsam with which we can build ships to sail into the deep.
We are clever and wily while India is pudgy, soft and stupid.
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Simple, Indian wet-dream. I'll be a old toothless man, jokingly telling my grandchildren that there was once an aspirant neighboring state by the name of India with over a billion people many poor and destitute, a handful from among whom dreamt of going to Mars. They will laugh then on your history, as I laugh now on your future.
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Swallow the fact that you reside in a country, the government of which is corrupt to the highest ecehlons and the decisions from which are based on impulse and vanity and that you are all fed a textbook rhetoric of your superpower aspirations while you repeatedly underestimate the mettle of your neighbors, particularly the one which borders you on the West.
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That having been said, the ISRO has all of India trolled when it comes to the cryogenic engine. It's being built with French assistance, supervised by the Russians, built by the Indians and is still repeatedly failing. Come back when it works.
India's missile array are practically tubes of fail compared to Pakistan's rocket works. The Prithvi doesn't launch, the Nirbhay deviates from its flight path, the Shaurya is an impressive mod from Russia, the BMD is still in development, the Akash is nothing special, and the SL 15 is also still in development. ISRO can take its GSLV MK3 up its backside. SUPARCO and ISRO are not dick-measuring, at least not at the moment. The ISRO is wasting time trying to get to Mars and SUPARCO is aiding NESCOM in completing Shaheen 3 and 2 other missiles the names of which I'm not allowed to disclose. If you want to measure dicks I say we do it the proper way. If mine is bigger (which it most inevitably will) you'll have to wrap your mouth around it.
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