Discussion in 'Members Corner' started by Yusuf, Oct 15, 2012.
Rahul gandhi : mom hum is desh ko kab tak lootenge??
Sonia : 'JAB TAK HAI JAAN'
raul gandhi : hamari help kaun karega??
Sonia: 'SON OF SARDAR' !!
Mahatma Gandhi had three monkeys. Speak no evil, hear no evil, see no evil. Today THREE GANDHIS have one monkey.
I'm really confused.
Kuch log keh rahe hai ki kendra Sarkaar Giregi.
Mujhe to Ye Samajh Nahi Aa raha :
Aur kitna Giregi ???!!!
Check out this MP behind Sharad Yadav busy digging his nose during the FDI debate.
Mantri Ji Caught in Action. This act is called Fingering yourself.
Guess Who is he?
Mantri Murli Manohar Joshi ji from Ayodhya.
Lobbyists can't score with us because we don't speak English, says Mulayam's man | NDTV.com
Image is of Pakistan, at least give some credit.
"While cutting hair, the official Barber asked the Minister Kapil Sibal,
â€˜â€™Whatâ€™s this Swiss Bank issue?â€
Kapil Sibal shouted, â€œYOU, you are you cutting hair or conducting an inquiry?â€
Barber: Sorry Sir, I just asked.
Next day, while cutting the hair, he asked President Pranab Mukherjee,
â€œSir, whatâ€™s this Black money issue?â€™â€™
Pranab shouted, â€˜â€™Why did you ask me this question?â€™â€™
Barber: â€˜â€™Sorry Sir, just asked youâ€™â€™
Next day, CBI interrogated the Barber, â€˜â€™Are you an agent of Baba Ramdev?â€™â€™
Barber: No Sir.
CBI: Are you the agent of Anna Hazare?
Barber: No Sir.
CBI: Then while cutting the hair, why do you ask Congress Ministers about
Swiss Bank and Black money issues?
Barber: Sir, I do not know why, when I ask about Swiss Bank or Black money, Congress Ministersâ€™ hairs stand up straight; and that helps me to cut the hair easily; thatâ€™s why I keep asking."
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