Popular Pakistani Myths & Lies

Is factual information censored in Pakistan?

  • Yes, people have little relationship with facts

    Votes: 26 86.7%
  • No, they are the champions of truth and justice

    Votes: 4 13.3%

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Solid Beast

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Dear members, I am going to compile a list of myths and lies that are deeply held beliefs in Pakistan, and conveyed to us by Pakistanis through the media and conversation. These myths and lies involve political, social and military history, societal norms, and current issues raging in na Pakistan. Just a simple list will suffice for now, and then later we can get into the details so that we don't waste all our time and effort stumbling upon intricate details, let's just get the main points across. Anyone can add to this list, you can keep it simple or justify yourself with details and analysis.


* Jinnah wanted a secular Republic :pound:

* Pakistan caused the collapse of the Soviet Union :hail:

* Pakistani soldiers did not massacre, rape and loot Bangladesh :tsk:

* The Taliban are an American creation :tinfoil3:

* Pakistan created the Taliban because India created and backed the Northern Alliance :doh: (I can actually elaborate on this, Northern Alliance was backed by Pakistan until CIA left the region. They are a natural phenomena because they are persecuted minorities who formed an alliance)

* The Pakistan military has secular leadership, and rank and file was secular until Zia's time :doh:

* Zia ul Haq made Pakistanis become radical, they were all humanitarians before :lie:

* JF-17 is a 50 % partnership with China :suspicious:

* All the coup detats in Pakistan have been blood-less :rotfl:

* Kashmir resistance originates from the people, not from brainwashing done by army mullahs :thumb:

* Israel warned the civilized world about the power and might of Pakistan in 1948 :rotfl:


More to come
 
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Solid Beast

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Dear members, I am going to compile a list of myths and lies that are deeply held beliefs in Pakistan, and conveyed to us by Pakistanis through the media and conversation. These myths and lies involve political, social and military history, societal norms, and current issues raging in na Pakistan. Just a simple list will suffice for now, and then later we can get into the details so that we don't waste all our time and effort stumbling upon intricate details, let's just get the main points across. Anyone can add to this list, you can keep it simple or justify yourself with details and analysis.


* Jinnah wanted a secular Republic :pound:

* Pakistan caused the collapse of the Soviet Union :hail:

* Pakistani soldiers did not massacre, rape and loot Bangladesh :tsk:

* The Taliban are an American creation :tinfoil3:

* Pakistan created the Taliban because India created and backed the Northern Alliance :doh: (I can actually elaborate on this, Northern Alliance was backed by Pakistan until CIA left the region. They are a natural phenomena because they are persecuted minorities who formed an alliance)

* The Pakistan military has secular leadership, and rank and file was secular until Zia's time :doh:

* Zia ul Haq made Pakistanis become radical, they were all humanitarians before :lie:

* JF-17 is a 50 % partnership with China :suspicious:

* All the coup detats in Pakistan have been blood-less :rotfl:

* Kashmir resistance originates from the people, not from brainwashing done by army mullahs :thumb:

* Israel warned the civilized world about the power and might of Pakistan in 1948 :rotfl:


More to come
 
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utubekhiladi

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let me add some :)

* pakistan is 5000 year old civilization

* mohenjo daro and harappan civilization was part of pakistan and its culture

* Pakistan can crush India within 10 hours

* RAW is behind all sucide bombings

* Taliban is funded by Zionist

* Ghazwa-e-hind predicts the doom of India.

* Pakistan has achieved more than India in 70 years.

* bangladesh brothers back-stabbed them in 1971
 

Solid Beast

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* Nawaz Sharif ordered the Kargil operation and not Musharraf and ISI

* NLI was inducted into the regular forces because of their professionalism and gains made in Kargil

* Paramilitaries, religious organizations, and common citizens should fight terrorists and not the regular army.

* Terrorists with foreskin are like Mullahs with math degrees, they can't be Muslims or Pakistani

* Our economic growth was to outshine India's, but WoT sucked 65 billion out

* Our armed forces are willingly fighting terror for the cause of the people, and not because America said they will make us a glass parking lot

* Had PAF acquired Mirage 2000 from France in the 90s, India would succumb to our every command and ISAF would shiver in fear

* Al Khalid is an indigenous product

* POF G-3's and MP5 assault weapons are as good as those made by Heckler & Koch

* Just because we ride around in pickup trucks pretending they are infantry fighting vehicles, doesn't mean we are easy targets
 
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pmaitra

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* Islamabad does not loot and plunder the resources of other provinces (they remind me of Mexico city stealing all the wealth and leaving the native Indians poor and angry)
Guess what, your comment about Mexico is also a myth. The truth is it is the Spanish colonialists who did all this, the most severe being in South America. Mexico is different from the Spanish colonialists. They fought for independence, including those of European Spanish decent and afford equal rights to its citizens.
 

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* There is no such thing like Indian History. All that being claimed as such is Pakistani.

* 1 Muslim = 10 Hindu similarly 1 Pakistani soldier = 10 Indian soldiers.

* Pakistanis are Tall Fair Wheat Eaters while Indians are Short Dark Rice Eaters.

* JF-17 was developed in China because Pakistan had intellectual and scientific knowledge, China had industry base.

* Pakistan is most capable and feared military power in S. E. Asia.

* Pakistan won all the wars it fought with India, including 71's where India was defeated miserably at western front.

more to come.....
 
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Arunpillai

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The whole pakistani nation has been so thoroughly brainwashed and indoctrinated about their own righteousness and the supposed might of pakistani army that it is really hard to carry on a rational debate with any one of them..
 
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Blue on Blue is an Indian Trademark. Facepalm!
 

Rahul Singh

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* What we call Hindus were once Muslims who deviated from Islam and became Kafir. (not just pakistanis but Indian too believe it)

* Hindus don't have anything of their own, even word Hindu is given by us.

* Hindus are very coward peoples.

* Pakistani soldiers are muslims and warrior of Allah and as prophet said can't lose a war to infidels.

* In war muslim martyr goes to Jannat and infidals to Jahannam.

* Kasab is not pakistani because he doesn't look like pakistani.
 

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let me add a biggest of all.
* we pakistanis belong to Arab desendend not south Asian.
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* pakistanis are victoms of terrerist, not a master.
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* pakistan is jannat, but India is hell.
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* pakistanis are more prograsive then any other south asian country.
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* pakistani missiles never fail due to pakistans super-duper scientists, not because they are pireted NK or PRC versons.
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* pakistan have no minority issue, ( as all of them are converted by force in future)
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* pakistan will and can bring down the world to doldrum with in 1 hr. If its militry wishes.
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** BIN-LADEN NOT LIVES IN PAKISTAN.
 

Solid Beast

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* Abbottabad incident is a drama, hoax (yeah, that's why his wives aren't in custody...?)

* Pakistan has not let its minorities down

* We protect our Hindus and Christians, and allow them to freely participate in group events

* Pakistan does not have its own caste system

* We pay tribute and respect to the best and brightest, and promote them in the military and civilian government

* Afghans are the cause of Pakistan's enormous narcotics addiction

* Benazir Bhutto knew for a fact that OBL was dead, she knew everything and was the only innocent ruler of Pakistan

* Hamid Gul is telling the truth to American "truther" movement, he is not still on ISI payroll and we must support Hamid Gul

* Zaid Hamid was not a member of the Taliban, nor was he an accomplice of a convicted and murdered false prophet
 
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my contribution

the Bombay attack is a false flag attack by RAW, CIA , MOSSAD
 

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* Jinnah wanted a secular Republic :pound:
Jinnah has become a cult figure. He is perhaps something which both the self styled 'seculars' and radicals agree upon. Actually they have to agree upon this, for the idea of Pakistan is limited to just Jinnah

So-called Secular-Moderate Pakistanis: "Jinnah was the most secular individual in history ! Infact all religious problems of the subcontient can be traced by to the religious movement of Gandhi" ! (true fact, goto pakteahouse)

Here is fact

PAKISTAN: That Man - TIME

The walls of his meeting halls blazed with such slogans as: "Make the blood of slaves boil with the force of faith!" and "Make the small sparrow fight the big hawk!" He would stalk into meetings wearing his "political uniform"—native dress with a black astrakhan cap—and whip the Moslems into a frenzy. Sometimes, in his fury, his monocle would pop out of its socket. After meetings, he would go home, change to Western clothes and be again the suave Western lawyer. :doh:

The Radicals: Saved us from evil Hindus etc etc
 

Solid Beast

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Jinnah has become a cult figure. He is perhaps something which both the self styled 'seculars' and radicals agree upon. Actually they have to agree upon this, for the idea of Pakistan is limited to just Jinnah

So-called Secular-Moderate Pakistanis: "Jinnah was the most secular individual in history ! Infact all religious problems of the subcontient can be traced by to the religious movement of Gandhi" ! (true fact, goto pakteahouse)

Here is fact

PAKISTAN: That Man - TIME




The Radicals: Saved us from evil Hindus etc etc
Absolutely agree, Jinnah was an opportunist and knew how to deliver his product. It was alright for him to have his brandy and pork, but off with the head of anyone else partaking in the same. The solution to non integration of Muslims was met with one solution : radicalization of the people and politicizing of Islam.
 
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debasree

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allso add this one day india balkanised and majority of it come with pakistan.
 

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the India pakistan match i mohali was fixed and the srilankan team dilibratley lost the final becuse half of the played in the IPL
 

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pakistan won all indo-pak wars and india won kargil because of stupid pm of pakistan who ordesed them to withdraw
 

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