Pakistan to Send Astronauts Into Space Within 2 Years: Air Chief Marshal

[Yggdrasil]

How about Terrornauts???

Sir ji, I have made the image more accurate...

 

[Dark Sorrow]

Sir ji, I have made the image more accurate...

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We should spam it on twitter.
Kindly change the staring names.


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[Yggdrasil]

We should spam it on twitter.
Kindly change the staring names.


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Lo ji....would've done a better job if I had the time, but this will do. If someone else wants to build on it, please do...

 

[roma]

misleading title on this thread, because it implies that it will be a pak-developed system that is to carry the load ..... no, .... it is just a passenger job ( much like our rakesh before .... but we developed further )

title should read ;-

Pakistan to piggy-back some china space missions, needs 2 years to qualify as passenger

 

[kamaal]

The astronauts will probably be killed by mullahs if they even call "Earth is round".

And this will be the second step in the Islamic welfare scheme of " Searching 72 Hoor Yojana", under tagline "Get the 72 hoors, while you are still alive".

First one is of course, TNT on your waist.

 

[dhananjay1]

Old joke, modified for the current situation.


China decided to send a shuttle into space with two monkeys and a Pakistani. They trained them for months. Then when they thought they were ready, they placed all three in the shuttle and got ready to send them up into space.

As the moment came closer, China’s mission control center announced, “This is mission control to Monkey One. Initiate!”

At that, the first monkey started typing like mad. The shuttle’s engines ignited and the shuttle took off.

Two hours later, China’s mission control center announced, “This is mission control to Monkey Two. Initiate!”

At that, the second monkey started typing like mad, and suddenly the shuttle separated from the empty fuel tanks.

Another two hours later, mission control announced, “This is mission control to the astronaut…”

At this, the Paki responded, “I know, I know. Feed the monkeys and don’t touch anything.”

 

[LETHALFORCE]

Pakistan will also fake sending astronauts like China did

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...mission-hours-astronauts-left-launch-pad.html

China boasted of space walk mission hours before astronauts had left the launch pad

 

[porky_kicker]

Old joke, modified for the current situation.


China decided to send a shuttle into space with two monkeys and a Pakistani. They trained them for months. Then when they thought they were ready, they placed all three in the shuttle and got ready to send them up into space.

As the moment came closer, China’s mission control center announced, “This is mission control to Monkey One. Initiate!”

At that, the first monkey started typing like mad. The shuttle’s engines ignited and the shuttle took off.

Two hours later, China’s mission control center announced, “This is mission control to Monkey Two. Initiate!”

At that, the second monkey started typing like mad, and suddenly the shuttle separated from the empty fuel tanks.

Another two hours later, mission control announced, “This is mission control to the astronaut…”

At this, the Paki responded, “I know, I know. Feed the monkeys and don’t touch anything.”

 

[spikey360]

Isn't Astronaut a US term like Cosmonaut is an Russian term, Vyomanauts is an Indian term and yǔ háng yuán in Chinese.

What name are Pakistanis coming up with???

Qooranauts
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[LETHALFORCE]

In 1950's US and Russia sent dogs,mice,monkeys into space to get ready for humans going. Chinese
are sending Pakistanis.

 

[mayfair]

If Cheenis promise to send ALL of them, we should cooperate with them wholeheartedly.

 

[Joker]

In which direction will they pray

 

[lordmysterio]

They will soon spread Islam to the aliens

This is an insult to Admiral Ackbar...He doesn't deserve this aftter fighting the Empire..

 

[vinuzap]

slave continiously searching for master

 

[Mikesingh]

Isn't Astronaut a US term like Cosmonaut is an Russian term, Vyomanauts is an Indian term and yǔ háng yuán in Chinese.

What name are Pakistanis coming up with???

Porkinauts! :biggrin2:

 

[mayfair]

Please do not insult pigs...what have they done to deserve this comparison..

 

[AnantS]

Burn you Kuffar! Presenting TFTA PAIKHANA-NAUT!!! 100% Baki Laal Mullah approved

 

[mayfair]

Can you draw space suit to look more like a phata cheethhra shalwar kameez?

 

[AnantS]

@mayfair
Bhaat? phata cheethra space suit? Hain ji? Arap birathers have fully paid and approved for this 100% Halal space salwar kameez

 

[Vinod DX9]

I believe Chinese are sending them either for any suicide misson of destroying any valuable US space asset or simply as guinepig to be tested by Chinese