Pakistan regards use of the word " JESUS Christ " as obscene

[A.V.]

Pakistan's telecommunications agency has issued a list of words that it considers obscene or offensive, telling mobile phone companies to block text messages that contain them.

Notable ones include common scientific terms of social use like breasts , condom , intercourse and most amazingly Jesus Christ


Pakistan never fails to amaze me with their intelligence and tolerance levels

 

[A.V.]

Sorry the link to the thread is here : Pakistan bans 'monkey crotch', 'Jesus Christ' - World news - South and Central Asia - Pakistan - msnbc.com

 

[Bangalorean]

I can't believe this thread hasn't got any comments yet. To spice it up, here's a small subset of the list of Urdu and Punjabi words banned by Pakisatanic authorities (for full list, click on link):

https://docs.google.com/viewer?a=v&...ZjU5Yy00MjMyLTlmMzItMTJmZGQxMjIwOTJi&hl=en_US

Sr. No. Phrase
1. Bhadwe Ki Nasal
2. Bhen chot
3. Bhen ke lorray
4. Choos Mera Lora
5. Chupa la lay
6. Duffah oja
7. Gaddha
8. Ghasti Kay Bachay
9. Kuttay ka bacha
10. Kutti
11. Lola/Lula
12. Maan kay laurday
13. Mangaithar
14. Mather chot
15. Mayyaada
16. Myyaada
17. Randee ka bacha
18. Tattay chooso
19. Teri Ma Ko Kuttey Chodein
20. Toomaray tattay baraay pahraay heh
21. Uloo Ki Pata
22. Uloo Ki Pati
23. aaja choos mera lurs
24. bhai chode
25. bosard chodi kay
26. choti se luli
27. dalla
28. deli mali guti
29. doe dolla raandee
30. eik dolla raande
31. haraam salle
32. kanjeri kay bachay
33. kute liche ho chublo
34. kutee chode
35. kutta
36. kutte ka ghanta
37. kutti ka bacha
38. looly
39. lulmuah
40. meera loora choo so
41. meli mali guta
42. mera laan choop
43. monney podey
44. moomeh
45. pancho
46. peasah nah mahr
47. poody
48. rundi ka bacha
49. tattee choad
50. teri gand ma keera hai
51. teri gand mera lun hai
52. teri ma khuti
53. teri maa ki phudi
54. ulu chod
55. Phrase
56. Baap ke lavde
57. Betichod
58. Bhai Chhod bhayee chod
59. Bhen Chhod bhaynchod
60. Cha Cha Chod
61. Chopre he randi
62. Chudasi
63. Chut ka maindak
64. Chutia
65. Chutiya chootia
66. Dheeli Choot
67. Gaand chaat mera
68. Gaand gaand
69. Gaand ke Dhakan
70. Gaandu
71. Gandi Chut mein Sadta hua ganda kida
72. Gandmasti

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Etc. etc. etc.



EDIT: I got to know from another forum that this link contains the document of filtered content - cannot be 100% sure of its veracity.

 

[Bangalorean]

^^ And yes, the MODS can censor these words and leave only the link, if they find it inappropriate.

 

[W.G.Ewald]

Just to be clear about this, of the many, many times I have said the words Jesus Christ, it was not in prayer or as a respectful allusion to My Saviour.:shocked:

 

[hit&run]

^^^^

These words are still not enough, Pakistanis can invent thousands more words to dodge this censor list and can still abuse.

As far as Jesus Christ word is concerned, its banned because they abuse the great soul and SMS dirty jokes about him. I wonder why they haven't banned name of Hindu gods yet; might be because they want the names to be abused as usual.

Low life rascals.

 

[Dovah]

Jesus Christ!!
what??