A future pakistani news headline
AFTER THE CENSUS RESULT of 2017 PAKISTAN SWINGS INTO ACTION TO CONTROL POPULATION GROWTH USING INDIGENOUS MEANS.
LA WHORE:The pakistan administration sought a “stringent law” for population control to achieve the Sustainable Development Goals. Participating in a discussion on Sustainable Development Goals the panel confirmed that pakistan should bring in a “stringent law” to enforce birth control measures. “We should export donkeys to china, them import the same at higher cost and breed more donkeys to bring the population under control and un named official said.
Under the chosen plan pakistan plans to breed more donkeys as a contraceptive.
Steps are being initiated to increase the population of donkeys in the province as the animals are highly valued in pakistan which is used as la whore. pakistan believes that by educating pakistani youths to copulate with donkeys( a profession they are already enjoying much) there by reducing the population of pakistan to more sustainable levels in the future drought ridden state.
A CONDOM FACTORY in pakistan
Photo of a Happy Abdul who just got his contraceptive a.k.a la whore.