Jokes Thread

[White Wolf]

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[Waanar]

This is a great thread. ENTERTAIN ME

 

[Haldiram]

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After the NCLT law.

 

[indiatester]

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After the NCLT law.

I would have expected you to put "Gib me your company"

 

[Haldiram]

Chini sarkar be like...

 

[Haldiram]

Finally the dairy industry embraces automation.

 

[Flying Dagger]

Thanks... BTW, Is there any truth to it or just inferiority complex? At least on news I didn't find anything on HAL made Sukhoi-30s giving much trouble.

More than 200 of our ±260 Sukhoi-30 are made by HAL.

HAL built one are costlier and had quality issues. IAF raised the issue long back and hopefully it is sorted out now.

We have learnt a lot with this production cycle though Hope HAL puts it to good use in future.

 

[Haldiram]

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[sorcerer]

<blaxthos> so tonight i got roped into going to some evangelical church christmas dinner theatre
<blaxthos> "oh christmas, carol!"
<cue> evangelicals are morons
<blaxthos> it was absolutely godawful
<blaxthos> until the last musical number, where the main character realized she has a hole in her heart
<blaxthos> and sang a song entitled "i'm going to fill my hole with jesus"


Sauce: mIRC bash archive

 

[sorcerer]

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[Haldiram]

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[Haldiram]

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[Mikesingh]

Times have changed!

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[Mikesingh]

Putting an overfed horse before the squad!! What else do you expect from the Porki Army? ..... ...........................................................

 

[Haldiram]

How to give medicine to kids..

 

[12arya]

Don't know what to make of this! jihadis r making ape noises and jumping around

 

[ezsasa]

Don't know what to make of this! jihadis r making ape noises and jumping around

I am not seeing anything wrong with this.. in andhra we call it punakam, I am sure there are different names in other places.

This is perfectly valid expression of ones religious belief system.

 

[Holy Triad]

When osint guys have too much free time,this is what happens...

 

[Imaxxx]

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[Haldiram]

Don't know what to make of this! jihadis r making ape noises and jumping around

Sounds familiar, reminded me of this religious ritual..