Jokes Thread

[angeldude13]

Guys trolling brittas on Twitter

Guy1- can britain launch a rocket to moon.
Guy2- forget about breaking the earth’s escape velocity these benchods can’t even escape the escape velocity of europe.

 

[Holy Triad]

30 characters rule makes bushera horny...

 

[Holy Triad]

Indian twitteratis having a field day with drumpf

Hi
@realDonaldTrump
Thank you for requesting me to mediate between USA and Iran . It's really a great honour for me .:biggrin2:


#DonaldJTrump

 

[Holy Triad]

Beta Trumpu kaun se Kashmir ki Baat kar rahe tha

 

[Holy Triad]

30 characters rule is the only reason marvel universe exists-period

 

[Holy Triad]

I just realised that sending #Chandrayaan2 to moon is easier than sending HDK home...

 

[Holy Triad]

Gernail: listen Niazi, we got 30-40K terrorist operating in Pak but don’t tell anyone?

PM Niazi: Amreeka my love, we have only 30-40K terrorist

India: hmm idea! Nail him at FATF

Gernail: kanjar Niazi !!!

 

[Srinivas_K]

Gernail: listen Niazi, we got 30-40K terrorist operating in Pak but don’t tell anyone?

PM Niazi: Amreeka my love, we have only 30-40K terrorist

India: hmm idea! Nail him at FATF

Gernail: kanjar Niazi !!!

They have more than 40 k armed terrorists.

 

[Holy Triad]

Took a picture of napakistan map through Faceapp,results are promising

Spoiler: With the touch of modi-doval magic

 

[Holy Triad]

SUPARCOs astronaut launching picture leaked,

Spoiler: One way ticket,no takebacksies

 

[Holy Triad]

In Kargil war, India planned to capture Islamabad but world no1 fauj defeated them by surrendering occupied peaks early.

 

[Indx TechStyle]

Please enter a message with at least 30 characters.

 

[Holy Triad]

Before the documentary this photograph is doing rounds.


:bounce:

 

[Holy Triad]

The 30 characters rule is gay,gayer than imrandi khan.

 

[Holy Triad]

You can become a singer too
Rofl guaranteed...

 

[Holy Triad]

30 characters confirmed that it is true,

 

[sorcerer]

30 DFI characters = 72 hoors

 

[Daisy]

Lmao.
Please enter 30 characteristics.

 

[Haldiram]

I guess, he'll just have to take baby steps to recovery.

 

[indiatester]

I guess, he'll just have to take baby steps to recovery.

Oh man... sad but funny as hell. Very deadpool ish.