Jokes Thread

[dhananjay1]

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[captscooby81]

Owned By Formula one Racer Nikki Lauda :biggrin2:

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[Haldiram]

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[Chinmoy]

Wife: My heart goes out for Madam Sonia.

Me: Why???

Wife: क्या "दर्द" होगा उस औरत का जिसका बेटा नालायक हो,
दामाद चोर हो और बेटी सास जैसे दिखती हो

 

[sesha_maruthi27]

Any old members here.... After a long time I have come back to DFI....

 

[Innocent]

Any old members here.... After a long time I have come back to DFI....

Welcome back sir.........................

 

[sesha_maruthi27]

Thank you.............................................

 

[sesha_maruthi27]

Arey ye minimum length bohot hi bekaar hei......

 

[indiatester]

Any old members here.... After a long time I have come back to DFI....

Welcome back buddy............

 

[dhananjay1]

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[Brimstone]

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[Akshay_Fenix]

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Seems like the king MBS is not taken that seriously in Pakistan. What an insult of MBS.

 

[Why so serious?]

Pakistan ki Maa ki............

 

[Mikesingh]

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[Why so serious?]

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[Anikastha]

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If this was America......
Cop : Get down on the floor now!!!!. Get away from your weapon , lay on your stomach , hands behind your back. ( On radio .....This is unit 7146 at 17th Park avenue...need back up need backup)
Meanwhile our nigga on ground gets bit uncomfortable and moves a bit...PowpowPawPaw...
Shots fired fired......suspect is shot need medical emergency.
Then 3 more over obese cops arrive as back up. All four pin down dying lad with their knees and cuff him. Then comes SWAT team. An ISIS undercover operator watched in horror as heavy militarized police men getting down from a tank. No not tank its big heavy MPV. /he freaks out and pulls his AKM out and starts shooting. Pinned down by heavy fired , a police officer who was ex-marine calls in air strike. His colleagues look at him in horror. Ex marine : Damn man I got habituated.
F16 flying at MACH 1 mistakes police as ISIS hit squad and bombs them.
Rest is history.
It doesn't ends here , corpse of man who dropped gun will be put on trail.

 

[Mikesingh]

Twitterati go berserk!!

https://www.timesnownews.com/india/...ok-to-avenge-the-pulwama-terror-attack/372722

 

[dhananjay1]

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Mizaru, Kikazaru, Iwazaru, Hikikomori

 

[Haldiram]

Why @aditya10r hates cats : https://i.imgur.com/KA8binO.mp4

 

[Anikastha]

Why @aditya10r hates cats : https://i.imgur.com/KA8binO.mp4

He hates animal cats....but loves human cats...if u know what I mean...