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My friend was complaining about the same. He said that he is now finding "Officers Choice" in BevMo etc.
Seriously IMFL in FL stores!!!
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But the joke will be on us when this harebrained dolt actually becomes the PM of India in 2019! As I mentioned before, I'm applying for a visa to Mars, just in case.......TOI paper..................................................
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Bhai akele nikal jaoge? Hume bhi dilwado Visa...
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Once had discussion with little Jehadi, but. from Bangladesh.
B.Jehadi: We will wage a war with India and will integrate with BD.
Me: Really.
B.jehadi: Yes. Then you'll know. Who are we.
Me: Good. I know you Jehadi.
Me: One more thing to win india you dont need to wage ware. I'll give you whole India.
B.jehadi: Ohh really, now you know. BTW, Thank you.
Me: Guess what. I'll give you Pakistan and Afghanistan as well.
B.jehadi:: You are my man.
Me: See How peaceful I am. After all I'm from land of Gautam Budhh and Gandhi. I dont like to fight. Don;t forget we( me and B.jehadi), will get back Burma so there wont be problem with them as well.
B.jehadi: Ohh ya, that would be great.
By this time he was on the ninth cloud.
Me: but, one condition.
B. jehadi: okay. dont worry, tell.
Me: we'll name it AKHAND BHARAT.
B.Jehadi: no.
Me: Bitch plzz. You missed that, I'm also from land of CHANAKYA. you *x*x*x. Dont comeback otherwise, you'll won't have land to go back to.
B.Jehadi: We will wage a war with India and will integrate with BD.
Me: Really.
B.jehadi: Yes. Then you'll know. Who are we.
Me: Good. I know you Jehadi.
Me: One more thing to win india you dont need to wage ware. I'll give you whole India.
B.jehadi: Ohh really, now you know. BTW, Thank you.
Me: Guess what. I'll give you Pakistan and Afghanistan as well.
B.jehadi:: You are my man.
Me: See How peaceful I am. After all I'm from land of Gautam Budhh and Gandhi. I dont like to fight. Don;t forget we( me and B.jehadi), will get back Burma so there wont be problem with them as well.
B.jehadi: Ohh ya, that would be great.
By this time he was on the ninth cloud.
Me: but, one condition.
B. jehadi: okay. dont worry, tell.
Me: we'll name it AKHAND BHARAT.
B.Jehadi: no.
Me: Bitch plzz. You missed that, I'm also from land of CHANAKYA. you *x*x*x. Dont comeback otherwise, you'll won't have land to go back to.
That's a Jimmy Carr joke................My fantasy is to have two women together.....
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One to cook and the other to wash the dishes! WTF did you guys think? Evil dirty minds!! Jeeez!
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