Pakistan - Has one more failed state Zimbabwe more or less near it. Planning to attack Vatican. The reason Pakistani historians say is 'Vatican was ruled by Saint Zaid Hamid even before Christianity existed. Kafir Crusaders drove the Saint and all his disciples away into Pakistan'.
Bangladesh - Finally. Their dream of occupying India has come true.
China - Is bored. Props up an issue with the Dem Republic of Congo, stating Congo was Chinese land and was ruled by Kung fu Kings from 200 AD to 1500 AD, when plague eradicated the entire population there. Christopher Columbus, who was an African discovered Congo and settled there. Hence the black population.