How to get even with your girlfriend

[Iamanidiot]

I have punished my fiancee by presenting her a nice bhotia puppy and a pug puppy(the damn things burn't a hole in my pocket esp the bhotia dog add to it those flight tickets).Now you guys might be thinking how is presenting puppies punishment.Here is my version

1)Dogs need lot of attention esp puppies.They will deflect attention from me and now onwards I will have my space to breathe

2)Puppies are high maintenance and It will remind the women of themselves

3) Most importantly divert her attention from me

Give your own versions how to get even with wimmen.

 

[Oracle]

Dump her and start dating her best friend.

 

[thakur_ritesh]

I have punished my fiancee by presenting her a nice bhotia puppy and a pug puppy(the damn things burn't a hole in my pocket esp the bhotia dog add to it those flight tickets).Now you guys might be thinking how is presenting puppies punishment.Here is my version

1)Dogs need lot of attention esp puppies.They will deflect attention from me and now onwards I will have my space to breathe

2)Puppies are high maintenance and It will remind the women of themselves

3) Most importantly divert her attention from me

Give your own versions how to get even with wimmen.

make sure you dont end up marrying this lady, else it will be you who will be doing all that.

 

[Dovah]

I pity that pup.

On Topic: I refused to pick up mine from her friend's house at night a couple of years back over a fight, thought the walk would put some sense into her, boy was I wrong!!!

 

[Iamanidiot]

Dump her and start dating her best friend.

She is a fine women but I can't stand her scrutiny and she was my classmate

 

[Oracle]

She is a fine women but I can't stand her scrutiny and she was my classmate

Dump her now!

If you can't do this.

Try this trick. Invite her for dinner. Stood her up. Repeat this, until she finally breaks off. This way you get the sympathetic shoulders.

 

[plugwater]

She is a fine women but I can't stand her scrutiny and she was my classmate

Pictures or we dont believe you

 

[Iamanidiot]

Dump her now!

If you can't do this.

Try this trick. Invite her for dinner. Stood her up. Repeat this, until she finally breaks off. This way you get the sympathetic shoulders.

Oracle I like her very much she stood beside me when i needed it the most.The thing I can't stand is the tag team between her my mother and grandmothers.I especially cannot give her explanation for deeds i did long in the past

 

[Iamanidiot]

Pictures or we dont believe you

Appearance is only one of the things that constitutes a woman pervy tampo... sorry orange plugwater

 

[sayareakd]

JP you have trouble time ahead of you..........................

 

[Oracle]

Oracle I like her very much she stood beside me when i needed it the most.The thing I can't stand is the tag team between her my mother and grandmothers.I especially cannot give her explanation for deeds i did long in the past

Liking is not enough.

Dump her now.

 

[Babaji]

Babaji does not approve !

 

[Oracle]

Babaji does not approve !

What you do not approve Babaji?

 

[sayareakd]

Liking is not enough.

Dump her now.

JP if you want to live in peace then dump her man and find other girl worth it, believe me lot of girls come and go in live, but you should marry the right girl.

 

[Iamanidiot]

Liking is not enough.

Dump her now.

At the age of 35 I do not want to be a bachelor

 

[Oracle]

JP if you want to live in peace then dump her man and find other girl worth it, believe me lot of girls come and go in live, but you should marry the right girl.

There is nothing like the right girl. Only girls that are quite right, Oh-la-la.

P.S.: The girl on the other table is looking good after every beer! :shocked:

 

[Oracle]

At the age of 35 I do not want to be a bachelor

Who knows this better than Plug.

 

[Dovah]

P.S.: The girl on the other table is looking good after every beer!

You sure its a girl?

 

[Oracle]

You sure its a girl?

You sure you're not GK?

 

[Dovah]

You sure you're not GK?

Withdrawn...withdrawn....