Failed Terrorist State of Pakistan: Idiotic Musings

[Kshatriya87]

Bro what is this Rafle?
I didn't get the last sentence.

Just like he doesn't know the difference between S400 & Sukhois, maybe he's not sure about the difference between Rafale & Rifle

 

[sorcerer]

Thieves Strike Lankan Envoy's House in Pakistan; Make off With Bathroom Taps, Lamps

Islamabad: In a major security lapse, some unidentified persons stole some lamps and taps worth about Rs 70,000 from the high-security residence of the Sri Lankan High Commissioner in Pakistan, a media report said on Saturday.

An official of the Sri Lanka's High Commission here filed a complaint with the police, stating that thieves have stolen brass lamps and bathroom taps from the high commissioner's residence, The Express Tribune reported.

The value of the stolen lamps and bathroom fittings is estimated to be Rs 70,000, it said.

Although the value of the stolen goods was not high, the fact that intruders managed to enter and exit the residence of an envoy was shocking to the security officials who have launched an investigation to nab the culprits, the report added

https://www.news18.com/news/world/t...ade-off-with-bathroom-taps-lamps-1900623.html


Now that pakis cant steal from USA they are stealing diplomat's purse, envoys bathroom fittings and what not.
NAYA pakistan in the making.

 

[nongaddarliberal]

Thieves Strike Lankan Envoy's House in Pakistan; Make off With Bathroom Taps, Lamps

Islamabad: In a major security lapse, some unidentified persons stole some lamps and taps worth about Rs 70,000 from the high-security residence of the Sri Lankan High Commissioner in Pakistan, a media report said on Saturday.

An official of the Sri Lanka's High Commission here filed a complaint with the police, stating that thieves have stolen brass lamps and bathroom taps from the high commissioner's residence, The Express Tribune reported.

The value of the stolen lamps and bathroom fittings is estimated to be Rs 70,000, it said.

Although the value of the stolen goods was not high, the fact that intruders managed to enter and exit the residence of an envoy was shocking to the security officials who have launched an investigation to nab the culprits, the report added

https://www.news18.com/news/world/t...ade-off-with-bathroom-taps-lamps-1900623.html


Now that pakis cant steal from USA they are stealing diplomat's purse, envoys bathroom fittings and what not.
NAYA pakistan in the making.

Patriotic pakistanis are stealing toilet implements and wallets from foreign dignitaries in order to shore up their forex reserves and help their economy. We must admire their commitment to their nation.

 

[ezsasa]

Thieves Strike Lankan Envoy's House in Pakistan; Make off With Bathroom Taps, Lamps

Islamabad: In a major security lapse, some unidentified persons stole some lamps and taps worth about Rs 70,000 from the high-security residence of the Sri Lankan High Commissioner in Pakistan, a media report said on Saturday.

An official of the Sri Lanka's High Commission here filed a complaint with the police, stating that thieves have stolen brass lamps and bathroom taps from the high commissioner's residence, The Express Tribune reported.

The value of the stolen lamps and bathroom fittings is estimated to be Rs 70,000, it said.

Although the value of the stolen goods was not high, the fact that intruders managed to enter and exit the residence of an envoy was shocking to the security officials who have launched an investigation to nab the culprits, the report added

https://www.news18.com/news/world/t...ade-off-with-bathroom-taps-lamps-1900623.html


Now that pakis cant steal from USA they are stealing diplomat's purse, envoys bathroom fittings and what not.
NAYA pakistan in the making.

Or they took back the bugs they planted in lankan envoy’s place........

 

[sorcerer]

Patriotic pakistanis are stealing toilet implements and wallets from foreign dignitaries in order to shore up their forex reserves and help their economy. We must admire their commitment to their nation.

while taliban khan flies to his office in helicopter daily.

 

[Kshatriya87]

while taliban khan flies to his office in helicopter daily.

us helicopter k fuel k liye hi toh paise chahiye.. thats why they looting, stealing wallets n all

 

[AMCA]

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[Indx TechStyle]

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[Defenceanalyst91]

2 paki army men killed, several injured by Taliban rebels in waziristan attack

 

[sorcerer]

Actually, pakis will be in a GRAVE situation(pun intended) on their western border.
USA is against pakistan in Afghan.
Russia is against pakistan in Afghan.
china will turn against pakistan in Afghan as India reduces the dependence for china on porkistan in Afghan. That has already started at diplomatic level from India.
India is already against pakistani in Afghan.

Well!!! pakis is in GRAVE situation in Afghan.

Taliban Khan can call India and invite himself to India like he did with the Malaysia.

 

[Mikesingh]

Are they thinking of RAMMING Trains loaded with ATMI BUM at India's borders, since they know their green painted JUNK Chinese missiles won't be able to cross borders with S-400s, PAD, AAD & BARAKS and in future XRSAM around.:biggrin2::biggrin2::biggrin2:

Beware of new Porki discovery TRAIN MISSILE with ATMI BUM in front of ENGINE to be RAMMED at Indian borders...

I think what this Paki clown meant was that with an efficient railway system, they would then be able to transport troops to any part with speed. But that dream would take decades seeing the deplorable condition of Pak Railways! And it's going to cost billions. Where's the money?

 

[AMCA]

I think what this Paki clown meant was that with an efficient railway system, they would then be able to transport troops to any part with speed. But that dream would take decades seeing the deplorable condition of Pak Railways! And it's going to cost billions. Where's the money?

Condition of their railway can be understood from the fact that Pak only has only around 450 railway engines and half of them are laying dead at workshops for repairing and maintenance work.
Also their iron biradar is fooling them by selling second hand defective engines.
https://www.google.co.in/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://tribune.com.pk/story/1042818/unsafe-railways-receives-defective-locomotives-from-chinese-firm/?amp=1&ved=2ahUKEwjQubjLlpTeAhVHWisKHTqeDYkQFjAVegQIBhAB&usg=AOvVaw2_awY16aC3HRrgUsXMFe2M&ampcf=1

 

[Butter Chicken]

Pakistani man marries two of his 1st cousins on the same day at the same wedding.

 

[Yggdrasil]

Pakistani man marries two of his 1st cousins on the same day at the same wedding.

What's the problem?

1) According to law, he can marry two more cousins. This guy is pretty conservative.
2) Their offspring are going to be retarded, but considering average Porki IQ, will it really make a difference?

 

[lcafanboy]

Pakistani man marries two of his 1st cousins on the same day at the same wedding.

So on SUHAGRAAT there will be threesome orgy with both cousins using both ends his face, tongue and half Dick......

 

[The Juggernaut]

What's the problem?

1) According to law, he can marry two more cousins. This guy is pretty conservative.
2) Their offspring are going to be retarded, but considering average Porki IQ, will it really make a difference?

Why this fuss? The marriage happened two years ago, but it is making rounds in social media now?

 

[Satybharat]

So on SUHAGRAAT there will be threesome orgy with both cousins using both ends his face, tongue and half Dick......

looks like you are gonna have lots of hand shake tonight thinking of their suhag raat

 

[sorcerer]

It is time for India to be worried: Chief Justice of Pakistan has a new chemical formula for water

Pakistan is full of surprises. The bilateral relationship between our two countries may be sour but our belligerent neighbour keeps giving us reasons to be amused. We all know that economic and intellectual advancements they have made. Take CPEC for example, the great economic visionaries of Pakistan have handed a large chunk of their resources to China to build, run and make a profit out of it, while Pakistan carries the debt burden and they are actually so happy about it that they cannot stop boasting.

Aviation technology is so advanced in Pakistan that a goat sacrifice is needed for flight operations. We all saw how a top-ranked Pakistani official stole a wallet of a Kuwaiti dignitary recently. They try to pass pictures of Palestinians as those of Kashmiri victims pellet guns. Do readers know that in 2016, the Tehreek-e-Insaaf party in Pakistan tried to pass a resolution in Punjab assembly seeking a ban on Doraemon? Yes, the cartoon, we are not joking.

However, India should be really worried that Pakistan has discovered a new chemical formula for water. A person of the stature of the Chief Justice of Pakistan has revealed it. Justice Mian Saqib Nisar has just revealed a scientific breakthrough to the world.

How did I miss this?

Chief Justice of Pakistan: We have the formula for water, H 2 0

(Not H 2 O) pic.twitter.com/YXAs1ETfgl

— Gul Bukhari (@GulBukhari) October 22, 2018


It is H 2 Zero. Not H2O like everyone believes apparently. He said it at the closing ceremony of an International Water Symposium in Islamabad recently. Such pearls of wisdom were bound to be ridiculed by those of little faith.

MashAllah
The official highest position of wisdom.
Best authority on Dam & water resources.
H to zero https://t.co/1PrY1MThxV

— Reham Khan (@RehamKhan1) October 22, 2018

Nobel prize 2019 in chemistry goes to our chief justice that’s great wow https://t.co/P48JiTuNUj

— nasir shah (@nasirshah121) October 22, 2018

Just when Indians thought Azhar Ali’s legendary run-out was the funniest thing they had watched about a Pakistani, their Chief Justice has jumped up to claim the crown.

In case you are thinking that things cannot get crazier than this, here is another pearl of wisdom, Pakistan style. Pakistan’s former Information Minister Pervaiz Rashid refused to pronounce ‘Middlesex’, the county in England where Imran Khan’s children live, because, he claimed, ‘good Muslims’ should not, or they would have to do a ‘wuzoo'(ablution) for the mistake.

Pakistan’s newly elected PM keeps worrying about Kashmir too much, even yesterday, he has received a nasty rebuttal from our external affairs ministry where the spokesperson basically told Imran Khan to ‘mind his own business’ in polite vocabulary. Looking at the kind of scientific knowledge being displayed by top powers, one is compelled to wonder if these new formulas of chemistry are a product of overconsumption of Chinese food or a dearth of Afghani opium.

https://www.opindia.com/2018/10/it-...akistan-has-a-new-chemical-formula-for-water/

 

[sorcerer]

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[Indx TechStyle]

Think that it must be relevant here.
Pakistan after Imran gets grant from Saudis for bailout.

Sums up the mentality. Share it against every Pakistani troller on any forum. @ezsasa @Haldiram @aditya10r @su35
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"These are 6bn dollars worth of deferred credit, a form of short term loan. IK is doing a great job as a PM. He should visit every country for grant. Even if each country gives 1 billion as grant, Pakistan problems will be solved and it will be one of the richest countries in the world with no debt."

Khulle aam bheekh maang rahe hain.