A chicken crosses the road

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  1. rock127

    rock127 Maulana Rockullah Senior Member

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    But Kerala has billions of muslims so how are you so sure ... there needs a proper investigation in this case and a special committee(comprising former CJI's) should be made.
     
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    cobra commando Tharki regiment Veteran Member Senior Member

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    :lawl: Epic thread i love this shit :pound:
     
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  3. KS

    KS Bye bye DFI Veteran Member

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    Check the chicken's dick..can find out the religion from that....:lol:
     
  4. A chauhan

    A chauhan "अहिंसा परमो धर्मः धर्म हिंसा तथैव च: l" Senior Member

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    Lol what a thread :lol: good work @Tolaha :thumb:

    BTW I agree with the OP :p
     
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  5. Shaitan

    Shaitan Zandu balm all day Senior Member

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    CBI told me. Christian Brothers of India. :gtfo:

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  6. Rage

    Rage DFI TEAM Stars and Ambassadors

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    Amazing!


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    Yusuf GUARDIAN Administrator

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    That's it? Just amazing?
     
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    Rage DFI TEAM Stars and Ambassadors

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    Phenomenal? Stupendous? Outstanding? Absof%ckinloutelyawesome?

     
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    Nope I was not looking for more adjectives. I was looking for some "Vishesh Tippani" :D
     
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    LoL! It's been a busy day!
     
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    The hammer and the sickle means unity of the workers and peasants to be precise.
     
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  12. Agnostic Muslim

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    Forcibly converted a thousand years ago by an army of invading Central Asian Turkeys I'm sure ...
     
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    rock127 Maulana Rockullah Senior Member

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    Here comes the Chicken himself. :lol:
     
  14. Agnostic Muslim

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    I thought we weren't supposed to talk about 'Cocks' ... :D
     
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    lol

    Good one @Tolaha!

    Now I must cook that chicken to end this fight! :happy:

    Do let me know if you spot any more chicken crossing the road :D
     
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    Epic post @Tolaha. I almost died laughing.
     
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  17. KS

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    @Godless-Kafir - who gives a ---- about a chicken crossing a ----ing road ?
     
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    Fair treatment given to everyone. You have my standing ovation.
     
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    @Tolaha

    Thanks for providing this gr8 work.

    I will nominate you for stars and ambassadors :pft: ( If i have an authority for that)
     
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    And @Tshering22 says, "Thanks to the Gandhis and the vile Khan-gress secularism, the chicken had to cross the road as even the chicken was not safe in Delhi under puppet Singh and Sheila Dixit, with the fairy godmother lording over the entire city"

    And @The Messiah says, "How are Gandhis and Congress relevant here - chickens are as unsafe in South as they are in Delhi. Over-exaggerated nonsense. "

    And @Godless-Kafir jumps in and says, "Messiah is a piece of sun-dried poop with a massive ego. Only a ----ing egoistic Dilliwala like Messiah will defend Delhi when the whole nation knows that, chickens cannot even step out in Delhi, let alone cross the ----ing road."

    And @Apollyon says, "GTFO Madrasi"

    And @LurkerBaba posts a news article about yet another chicken being molested and prevented from crossing the road in Delhi, with a facepalm icon.

    And @Bangalorean calls @Apollyon a chicken-rapist, and writes a long post about how the Dilliwala mentality has become perverted w.r.t. chickens, and how the pseudo-socialist NehruGandhi economic model turned India into a place where chickens cannot even cross the road safely, and how all problems including chickens crossing the road will be solved when more economic reforms are carried out. He winds up by writing a few lines on @LurkerBaba and his Bangladeshi maid.

    And @pmaitra then responds to @Bangalorean and points out that PSUs and the government sector are better for the welfare of chickens crossing the road than free markets and private sector and advises @Bangalorean to get out of the "corporate fixation".
     
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