Why do i hate Indian army kids Indian army is a great organisation and I really love it . I think its one of the most elite armed forces in all of the world. But you know how they say that good genes skip one generation, well it applies most aptly to our Indian army kids who do not seem to have inherited even one ounce of their parent's good genes. .... and by Indian army kids i just don't mean the army but all the forces , navy and air force alike. These guys think they are a breed apart , a different elite bunch all together and talk about diversity even only if they just keep getting transferred to the same places again and again and attend the same school ( in this case the erstwhile NOT Army public school ) , are friends with the same people and crack the same old jokes. They boast about seeing the whole country because of their Daddy's various transfers but in reality it is these few places that they get posted to and attend APS or KV ( for the more dumb ones or someone who could not pull enough strings ). Whereas people like us , kids of lesser mortals ( read government servants ) have had more transfers than em army brats , I for instance studied in eight different schools and No it was not the same school but different private schools where I got in through because I was smart like that only BITCHES. Another thing about APS , they treat it as if it shares the same stature as the DOON school , well reality be no its not its just another Army Public School were children are ferried in huge outdated army trucks named Shaktimans !!! Hhahahaha Shaktiman , whom are we kidding , in Calcutta I would remember so many such ' Shaktimans' breaking down during winter near Fort William. Living up to its name I say. I however used to pity the young kindergarten kids hanging from the mesh , like jailed convicts with the armed bhaiyya sitting beside them. Before you call me a racist just so that you know those guys are actually called ' Bhaiyyas' in the army. Secondly , the APS just to distinguish itself from other such " distinguised " APS's has weird short forms like TAPS ( The Army Public School , Dhaula Kuan ) etc. Well calling it TAPS is not setting it apart from any other army public school because they all are called THE army public school. TAPS kids think they are even better than DPS RK Puram only if they could leak out that MMS sooner DAMN! However the name was taken which left other APS's in the lurch for a cooler nickname so they came up with better nicknames bcoz the army kids are not outdone by anyone , not even their own kinds. So Lucknow APS is called 'LAPS '. I don't know if Pune APS is called PAPS. Moreover , APS education sucks , i have met very few alumni who are seriously smart and dont have career options such as ' Modeling ' or ' Aspiring Model' . And the ones who are smart hate absolutely hate APS. What else could one expect when the teachers are the bored wives of the colonel's and Brigadiers. Accept it guys you were just a part of some teeny weeny bubble , a bubble that stank of horse shit and hated us private school kids ( the likes of Laksmipat singhania Academy , Calcutta Girl's High School , Modern School , BCM, Bombay Scottish , Loreto, DPS, Ramjas and St. Xavier's etc ). Now this was just about the screwed up childhood these guys had lets talk about what happens when they grow up. When they grow up they look like someone fed a baby a ton of illegal steroids , the girls get boobs but the baby fat does not go and the guys get biceps in return for their shrinked balls. And all of them , both girls and guys alike enter every goodammit beauty pageant in India , whether they stay in Delhi or Mhow. All the mum's think that 'odi kudi sab ton sundar hegi aye te ode munde varga koi whore nahi'. Well truth be told Aunty Jees they are all the same like inbred babies , ugly inbred babies. So please don't try to fulfill your barson ki tammana of winning a beauty pageant through your untalented kid because the only thing he/she can win is when the contestants were Chunky Pandey's turds. But aunty jees are smart so they be starting their own beauty pageants , let the Gladrags and Raymonds and Femina pageants go sucks each other's cocks because Army cock sucking was way better any day. The same breed can be found socialising in every other army party , drinking 2 rupees ka heavily subsidized old monks , away from their drunk dads and moms and talking about army parties , if you have not been to any RSI then you are not worth existing . Entries to RSI is as difficult to get as its difficult to get into Prive or SoHo. They eat the same half cooked chiken tikka , drink the same old monk , try to hit on the same guy/ girl and if succesfull get laid with the same person. This is life for them. And if they want more fun they come over to Bombay , driving their beaten up Alto's, on the weekends , try to get into respectable clubs in their shiny shirts , get thrown out , letch at the actual hot girls, go to some cheap bar in Colaba/malad/havain shack type place. Click pictures get back , post them on FB and tag them as " MY WEEKEND MUMBAI TRIP AWESOME FUN ". Abbey chuttiye try to keep it in your pants the next time you come to Bombay coz the girl's are not from some whore central like your APS classmates. Agreed that we look like a million bucks but do not spread ourself so thin and are not ready to be ----ed by every uncle unlike your friends. There you go my Rant about ARMY kids.