What if Fighter Aircraft sale is made ONLINE!!!

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    What if Fighter Aircraft sale is made ONLINE...you've to just fill an online form on Internet and a fully armed fighter will be sitting in your backyard next day... The ONLINE form would likely to be like this-

    ***************************
    Thank you for purchasing a Lockheed Martin military aircraft. Please take a few moments to fill out the form below.

    1. [_] Mr. [_] Mrs. [_] Ms. [_] Miss[_] Lt.[_] Gen. [_] Comrade [_]Classified [_] Other

    First Name: (BLOCK LETTERS)..............................................
    Initial: ........
    Last Name:......................................
    Password: ....................(max 8 char)
    Call sign:...............................................
    Latitude-Longitude-
    Altitude: ......................(meter)

    2. Which model aircraft did you purchase?
    [_] F-16 Falcon
    [_] F-117 Nighthawk
    [_] SR-71 Blackbird
    [_] F-35 Lightning II
    [_] F-22 Raptor
    [_] Classified

    3. Date of purchase (Year/Month/Day): ....../....../......

    4. Serial Number:................................

    5. Please check how you became aware of the Lockheed Martin product you have just purchased:
    [_] Heard loud noise and looked up
    [_] Store display
    [_] Espionage
    [_] Recommended by friend /relative /ally
    [_] Political lobbying by manufacturer
    [_] Was attacked by one

    6. Please check the three (3) factors that most influenced your decision to purchase this Lockheed Martin product:
    [_] Style / appearance
    [_] Speed /maneuverability
    [_] Price / value
    [_] Comfort / convenience
    [_] Kickback / bribe
    [_] Recommended by salesperson
    [_] Lockheed Martin reputation
    [_] Advanced Weapons Systems
    [_] Backroom politics
    [_] Negative experience
    opposing one in combat

    7. Please check the location(s)
    where this product will be
    used:
    [_] North America
    [_] Central / South America
    [_] Aircraft carrier
    [_] Europe
    [_] Middle East
    [_] Africa
    [_] Asia / Far East
    [_] Misc. Third World countries
    [_] Classified

    8. Please check the products that you currently own or intend to purchase in the near future:
    [_] Cruise Missile
    [_] Nuke Submarine
    [_] ICBM
    [_] Killer Satellite
    [_] Tank
    [_] Air-to-Air Missiles
    [_] Space Shuttle
    [_] Aircraft Carrier
    [_] Nuclear Weapon

    9. How would you describe yourself or your organization? (Check all that apply) :
    [_] Communist / Socialist
    [_] Terrorist
    [_] Secret Services
    [_] Special Forces
    [_] Democratic
    [_] Dictatorship
    [_] Corrupt
    [_] Research Institute

    10. How did you pay for your Lockheed Martin product?
    [_] Deficit spending
    [_] Cash
    [_] Suitcases of cocaine
    [_] Oil revenues
    [_] Personal check
    [_] Credit card
    [_] Ransom money
    [_] Traveler's check

    11. Your occupation:
    [_] Terrorist
    [_] Defence minister
    [_] Lawyer/ Doctor/ Teacher
    [_] House wife
    [_] Businessman
    [_] Play boy
    [_] Eccentric billionaire
    [_] Secret Agent
    [_] Ex-Serviceman
    [_] Student
    [_] Govt. Job
    [_] others

    12. To help us understand our customers' lifestyles, please indicate the interests and hobby in which you and your organization enjoy participating on a regular basis:
    [_] Terrorist Activities
    [_] Mafia Wars
    [_] Sabotage
    [_] Kidnapping billionaire
    [_] Propaganda /disinformation
    [_] Destabilization / overthrow
    [_] Black market / smuggling
    [_] Aircraft collections
    [_] Aircraft Photography
    [_] Top Secret Missions
    [_] Interrogation / torture
    [_] Crushing rebellions
    [_] Espionage / reconnaissance
    [_] Border disputes
    [_] Mutually Assured Destruction

    Thank you for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. Your answers will be used in market studies that will help Lockheed Martin to serve you better in the future - as well as allowing you to receive mailings and special offers from other companies, governments, extremist groups, and mysterious consortia.

    Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes ?
    Please write to:
    LOCKHEED MARTIN CORPORATION
    Marketing Department
    Military Aerospace Division
    Bethesda, Maryland
    United States Of America
    Visit us at Lockheed Martin · Lockheed Martin
    Email- [email protected]
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