RANDI Launched (Pakistan-China think tank)

Discussion in 'Pakistan' started by Lions Of Punjab, Apr 20, 2015.

  1. Lions Of Punjab

    Lions Of Punjab Regular Member

    Joined:
    Apr 21, 2013
    Messages:
    639
    Likes Received:
    887
    Location:
    Ahmedabad, India, India
    Joint Pakistan-China think tank ‘RANDI’ launched :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


    Islamabad:The Islamabad office of Pakistan China Institute has announced a new Joint Pakistan-China Think Tank dedicated to research and development of the China-Pakistan Economic Corridor.

    According to a statement, the newly-formed think tank ‘Research and Development International (RANDI)’ will have two co-chairpersons -- Madame Zhao Baige, vice chairperson of the Foreign Affairs Committee of the National People’s Congress, and Senator Mushahid Hussain.

    Mushahid said that RANDI will be emphasising in providing an ‘Information Corridor’ to promote perspectives, data and information for policy-makers, students, specialists, scholars and companies of the two nation.

    The Pakistan Secretariat of the new joint think tank, RANDI, would be located at the Pakistan-China Institute in Islamabad, while its China secretariat would be co-hosted by the Chinese Academy of Social Sciences (CASS) and the China Institute of Reform & Development (CIRD), two top Chinese think tanks.

    A work plan for 2015 was also approved at the conference, which was attended by former Finance Minister Senator Saleem Mandviwala, Pakistan Red Crescent Society Chairman Dr Saeed Elahi, with representatives of the Board of Investment energy, economic experts and Gawadar Development Authority.

    “The new think tank is the first joint initiative of China and Pakistan which will be dedicated to research on the China-Pakistan Economic Corridor,” said Senator Mushahid.

    The Information Corridor was organised by Chinese University Tsinghua University and will be headed by Professor Li Xi guang, who is the director of the Centre of Pakistan Studies. The Pakistan secretariat of the new joint think tank, RANDI, would be located at the Pakistan-China Institute in Islamabad.


    a new Joint Pakistan China Think Tank named randi-IndiaTV News
    ..............................................................................................

    Hey Bhagwan . Inko koi dusra naam nahi mila THINK TANK KE LIYE .
     
  2.  
  3. Dovah

    Dovah Untermensch Senior Member

    Joined:
    May 23, 2011
    Messages:
    4,754
    Likes Received:
    3,273
    Location:
    Modindia
    With its headquarters in LaWhore.
     
  4. sayareakd

    sayareakd Moderator Moderator

    Joined:
    Feb 17, 2009
    Messages:
    15,626
    Likes Received:
    11,703
    So now both Pak and Chinis are officially RANDI now..........
     
  5. anupamsurey

    anupamsurey Regular Member

    Joined:
    Jun 19, 2014
    Messages:
    986
    Likes Received:
    396
    Location:
    karnataka
    now officiating the professional role of pakistan are we ?
     
  6. Srinivas_K

    Srinivas_K Senior Member Senior Member

    Joined:
    Jun 17, 2009
    Messages:
    4,674
    Likes Received:
    3,351
    What is the difference?

    we hear same kind of rants from Pakistani and Chinese mouth pieces !

    Pakistan threatens to use nukes, Chinese has the habit of issuing warnings and ranting.

    Some extra work for our think tanks .... simple !
     
    Kunal Biswas likes this.
  7. LETHALFORCE

    LETHALFORCE Moderator Moderator

    Joined:
    Feb 16, 2009
    Messages:
    20,551
    Likes Received:
    6,556
    What a perfect name for the organization.
     
    Kunal Biswas and sayareakd like this.
  8. Satybharat

    Satybharat Regular Member

    Joined:
    May 16, 2012
    Messages:
    86
    Likes Received:
    49
    What would be role of RANDI.....should not be Mujra
     
    LETHALFORCE likes this.
  9. sayareakd

    sayareakd Moderator Moderator

    Joined:
    Feb 17, 2009
    Messages:
    15,626
    Likes Received:
    11,703
    Some times with uncle, some times with KSA or sometime with NK....
     
    Satybharat, LETHALFORCE and Singh like this.
  10. sob

    sob Moderator Moderator

    Joined:
    May 4, 2009
    Messages:
    6,359
    Likes Received:
    3,663
    Location:
    New Delhi
    You have the RAND corporation in the US.

    Trust the Pakistanis to copy something without looking at the result.
     
    sayareakd likes this.
  11. ezsasa

    ezsasa Senior Member Senior Member

    Joined:
    Jul 12, 2014
    Messages:
    3,526
    Likes Received:
    3,051
    Location:
    Hyderabad, Andhra Pradesh, India
    If the name is RANDI maybe we can assume that Bakis were not even consulted on the name, As usual Baki will be doing what they do best

    1) Praise the Chinese to the sky
    2) Crib if payments fall short of expectations
    3) Move on to the next Patron, when job done.
     
  12. Srinivas_K

    Srinivas_K Senior Member Senior Member

    Joined:
    Jun 17, 2009
    Messages:
    4,674
    Likes Received:
    3,351
    -------------------------
     
  13. ezsasa

    ezsasa Senior Member Senior Member

    Joined:
    Jul 12, 2014
    Messages:
    3,526
    Likes Received:
    3,051
    Location:
    Hyderabad, Andhra Pradesh, India
    Imagine the designations at this institute

    RANDI Chairman
    RANDI Director
    RANDI Research fellow
    RANDI Assistant

    and so on....
     
  14. Singh

    Singh Phat Cat Administrator

    Joined:
    Feb 23, 2009
    Messages:
    20,305
    Likes Received:
    8,270
    Location:
    011
    What is the budget and scope of this RANDI ?
     
  15. prohumanity

    prohumanity Regular Member

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2013
    Messages:
    889
    Likes Received:
    548
    Location:
    USA
    RANDI can entertain any customer...even India...if right price is paid... VERY FUNNY INDEED ! RANDI is loyal to money...not to any particular customer.
     
  16. SADAKHUSH

    SADAKHUSH Senior Member Senior Member

    Joined:
    Sep 7, 2010
    Messages:
    1,802
    Likes Received:
    758
    Location:
    Winterland
    It is joke of the day. What were they thinking when they came up with this acronym? May be Pakistan likes being part of RANDI organization. It is going to be humiliating for Pakistani's if and when this comes up for discussion between Pakistani's and citizens of other South Asian nationals. What will they think of next?
     
  17. blueblood

    blueblood Senior Member Senior Member

    Joined:
    Jan 28, 2011
    Messages:
    1,871
    Likes Received:
    1,428
    They will work alongside P.I.S.S (Pak institute of strategic studies) and S.H.I.T. ( Strategic Homeland Intervention against Terrorism).

    :scared1:
     
  18. mayfair

    mayfair Elite Member Elite Member

    Joined:
    Feb 26, 2010
    Messages:
    2,585
    Likes Received:
    1,762
    Location:
    India
    Research and Development International- Simplest thing would have been to call it RDI, but it seems that they chose to go out of the way and call it R.A.N.D.I.

    Was it purposeful to attract publicity to this new institute and get people to notice it, knowing very well that twitteratti would take a royal piss out of the whole thing?

    Or was it Freudian gesture by China to remind the Pakis of their place in this relationship and the whole wide world?

    I am beginning to believe that it was a mix of both!!

    Anyway, anything that allows us to take the piss out of the sorry Paki arses, is alright in my book. #GO R.A.N.D.I. GO
     
    Mad Indian and sorcerer like this.
  19. bennedose

    bennedose Senior Member Senior Member

    Joined:
    Jun 21, 2013
    Messages:
    1,336
    Likes Received:
    1,955
    Location:
    Pindliyon ka gooda
  20. Rowdy

    Rowdy Co ja kurwa czytam! Senior Member

    Joined:
    Sep 6, 2014
    Messages:
    3,256
    Likes Received:
    2,959
    Location:
    Milky Bar
    I think the chinese did this on purpose :rofl:
     
  21. Satybharat

    Satybharat Regular Member

    Joined:
    May 16, 2012
    Messages:
    86
    Likes Received:
    49
    China ki RANDI...Pakistan....
     
    Blackwater likes this.

Share This Page