Popular Pakistani Myths & Lies

[LurkerBaba]

* There was not country like India or Bharat or Hindustan before 15 august 1947.( I was taken by complete shock when one PG law student from AMU repeated same during a train journey)

*Pakistan is the original India (yes !)

*Pakistanis invented zero

*Pakistan is the sole inheritor of a 5000 year old civilization

 

[Rahul Singh]

correction--pakistanis are tall fair meat eaters , while indians are short dark veg eaters .

May be but i saw Wheat Eaters and Rice Eaters. I read somewhere that its from their history text books.

 

[Tomcat]

only pakistanis can belive a dum colonial theroy like martial race it like saying i am a fighter its all well and good if you are
but its not in the code of a true martial race to boast like puberscent kids after having a hard on

 

[mayfair]

* Indian ocean is actually Pakistani because the name came from Indus which is in Pakistan.

* Pakistan is the only country in the world made in the name of Islam, so any attack or criticism of Pakistan and Pakistaniyat is blashphemy against Islam and wajib-ul-qatl

* Pakistani pilots shot down many Israeli planes without loss during Israeli-Arab conflicts and Israelis are scared of them

* Indian women are crazy after Pakistani Mard-e-momin

* Ben Gurion the first Israeli PM said that Pakistan was the bigger threat to Israel than Arab themselves and that India should be the most important base for jews to work againt Pakistan

* Hyderabad and Junagadh and Manavadar are Pakistani territories illegaly occupied by India

* Pakistani F-16s have shot down planes, satellites, drones, alien space craft and meteorites. It's because of spineless politicians that they are unable to take out drones and US planes that invade Pakistani sovreignity

* Indian muslims love and adore Pakistan and any reports that say otherwise are propaganda

* Indian muslims playing for Indian cricket team and other sports are actually kaafirs who have been given muslim names to further Indian propaganda

* That Bangladesh did not merge with India in 1971 validates two-nation theory

 

[Solid Beast]

* Political stability does not affect arms procurements, thus our "small yet qualitatively superior" force theory is still valid

* Imran Khan's cozy stance with the military establishment is the change Pakistan needs right now

* Asif Zardari killed Benazir Bhutto

* Chinese submarines are superior to French and German counterparts

* In an air war, our JF-17 will be able to bring down upgraded SU30's and Mirage 2000's and Rafales/Typhoons because of sudden breakthroughs in Chinese radar and weapons, and we will have a quantitative edge on India because 150 fighters is soooo many of dem.

* Samjhota Express terror attacks were carried out by the Indian government

* Most Kashmiris want to eat bullets for Alama Iqbal and Pakistaniat.

 

[Solid Beast]

* Pakistan was practicing ground-breaking capitalistic policies, that is why the United States chose us to fight the USSR as allies

* Pakistan is the biggest ally of the United States in the WoT

* Pakistan should be at war with the United States and we've been brainwashed to kill pious Muslims

* All Indians are Hindus and the Muslim ones are just there to act sing or dance

* ISI does not kill critical journalists and opponents in brutal fashion to mock the civilized world

* Pakistan has access to U.S. satellites and at all times

* All Pakistanis are proud of being Pakistanis outside of Pakistan, and those who are not are traitors of Taliban and Islam

* Our COAS Kayani was not promoted from within the ranks of non-commissioned officers prior to our databases becoming electronic. You will be able to find the history of all connections of service members with banned groups because we actually store this information in our super duper NSA-like ISI compound.

 

[ganesh177]

WOT caused pakistan billions of dollars.

(I dont get it really, its not like pakistan was the international destination in any field before 9/11, except for terrorism industry)

 

[mayfair]

Many kudos to Solid Beast for initiating this thread. If I may be a tad audacious, I believe the title would do well to reflect the fact that such beliefs are actually very real and true commandments of the average Pakistani "piskology". An average Puki can very easily be divided into different categories based on these commandments

* First category is of those who fanatically believe in these commandments- includes brainwashed Jihadis, many puki army soldiers and middle level officer class, a majority of pukis on the street, many religious heads- in other words the quintessential cannon fodder. Their fanaticism has surpassed their cognitive ability and hatred of India and Hindus overrides all their senses.

* The second category is of those who are rabid anti-Indian fanatics and hold these views but are well aware that some or all of them are bunkum. However, they choose to turn a blind eye to it due to their hatred of everything Indian and more specifically Hindu. This includes middle and senior level officers in the TSP, middle level politicos, lowlifes such as Hamid Gul, Zaid Hamid, Farid Pracha (JuI), Haafiz Saeed and their associates. They also realise that such commandments are essential if they must retain their relevance in the current system and further their aims of establishing a new order where they unambiguosly call the shots

* The third group is the the most dangerous one. They know that the piskology commandments are all bollocks and the real situation is anything but. However, they are strongly inclined to believe that this is how the things should be and that this is what they must strive to attain. India's mere existence is a poison to them and their world order. However, they are fully aware of the reality and not dumb enough to stick their own necks and arms and legs out in the mess. Thus, they nudge and wink at the types 1 and 2 and use them as cannon fodder and their shoulders to fire the gun at India. This category includes the Puki Elite- civilian and the army, most of their senior journalists and influential members of their society, better known as Rich Anglophone Puki Elite- politicians, feudal lords, army jarnails, entertainers, sportspersons, Bureaucracy, Technocrats and overseas Pukis.
This class is adept in survival and propagating their interests and so definitely not averse to benefitting from association with Indian and/or Indians and other infidels- see the clamour for IPL participation, Indian tour, Bollywood, talks about technical knowhow, F-16s, JF-17s from the taller-than-mountain-deeper-than-ocean-friends. They justify this as sanctioned by hadeeths and fully compliant with Islam. They switch between the personas liberal modern whisky sipping, jet setting westernised folks to thekedaars of Islam with ease as per convenience. They know how to curry favours and woo influential folks with overwhleming dosage of tehzeeb, khaatirdaari, Mehmaan nawaazi, tareef, chaaplusi, janana etc. Just see and read the accounts of various policymakers and Indian Wagah Kandle kisser brigade who come back with their sickening Waah waahs of puki hospitality.
Their sole aim in life to advocate and somehow achieve a parity with India in social-economic-political terms (Nuclear deal, weapon systems, outsourcing, trade etc.) from the West and recognition of their cultural and martial superiority over Dhoti wearing baniyas by the world at large.

I am sure there may be a few Puki X-men that may not conform to these stereotypes, but like the endangered baarahsingha, they are too few, too inconsequential and too timid to be a little more than an irritant for the jarnails and siyasatdaan. They may ocassionaly rattle their antlers a la Asma Jahangir but will never have the influence or the ability to exorcise the Puki mindset of this piskology.

It took a Mahabharat to decide the Pandav-Kaurav conflict

It took wars to end the rule of various kingdoms- French, British, Spanish, middle-eastern during the medieval and pre-modern times

It took WWI to end the last remnants of Caliphate and German-Austrian colonial ambitions

It took WWII to rid Germany, Japan and Italy of their murderous ways and strike a deathblow to colonialism and expunge the last remnants of fratricidal wars from Europe.

It does not merit too many prizes for guessing the key to resolving the cancer of Pakistaniyat.

 

[Solid Beast]

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An excellent contribution by Mayfair above, absolutely right. I don't see how Pakistan can get far in the future by clinging on to ideals and theories that caused the destruction of Nazi Germany and martial Japan. They are playing with fire and tempting a universal response that has already started, thanks to the world's militaries camped out in Afghanistan solely because of Pakistani policies following the Cold War.

I want the world to be aware of one of the few remaining bastions on earth that threaten global peace and brings us close to nuclear war on a yearly basis, not just by the terrorism they create through their foreign policy and decision making, but through the hatred and propaganda that has found a partner with 95% of Pakistani society. Keep this thread and others like it going strong, Indian government has the upperhand in all other theatres EXCEPT for issues revolving around Pakistan.

 

[Solid Beast]

* ISI is not posing a roadblock to ISAF actions against the Taliban along the Pakistani border

* ISI does not shelter extremist factions to be used against ISAF soldiers and to keep Pakistani civilians in fear

* Islamic charities based in Pakistan do not give money to terrorist groups

* The Pakistani government and not foreign donors, helped our flood and earthquake victims the most

* Raymond Davis killed two innocent Pakistanis randomly, they were not intelligence agents threatening his life like Daniel Pearl incident

* Pakistan will come out a better nation if it subjugates and prostrates itself in front of the military and its fanboys

* Pakistani radar coverage is amazing!

* Khalistan can still be created, and we didn't arm Sikh terrorists

* Lollywood is more popular than Bollywood, we are not hypocrites

 

[civfanatic]

WTF, was Solid Beast's account hacked?

 

[Pakistani Nationalist]

wow.. this thread is full of crap.. indians invented themselves... enjoy the hatred.

 

[maomao]

wow.. this thread is full of crap.. indians invented themselves... enjoy the hatred.

This statement punched out of a pakistani's keyboard is mother of all irony!!

You talk of hatred, when you all are institutionally and constitutionally been brain-damaged and indoctrinated by your deep-state!

It's funny knowing your deeds and the way you live in denial and preach victim-hood......No doubt a textbook example of a failed state i.e fort of islam-the never been defeated land of the pure - pakistan!

 

[Yusuf]

wow.. this thread is full of crap.. indians invented themselves... enjoy the hatred.

The thread was started by Solid Beast a Pakistani and all his posts were edited out by someone who hacked his account.

 

[thakur_ritesh]

The thread was started by Solid Beast a Pakistani and all his posts were edited out by someone who hacked his account.

not a big deal mate, we can restore all solid beast's original posts to what they were. did the first 4 of this thread, when i get time will get all his posts back.

 

[A chauhan]

Back to the Topic:-
their latest myth (i borrowed it from another thread)-

Gold Treasure found in Sree Padmanabhaswamy Temple,which earned that gold at the time of Muslim rule in India, actually belongs to the Muslims.

 

[LurkerBaba]

I didn't notice that Solid Beast's account was compromised ! :shocked:

I've restored the remaining posts

 

[Tolaha]

Maybe you can put those "compromised posts" somewhere. I'm sure it would be fun to read!

 

[agentperry]

ISI is most powerful agency in the world( cant stop daily suicide attacks)
RAW is puppet agency( do you know its programs and activities- how can you say so)
PAF is most professional and powerful AF in the world cn bring down anything and everything flying or tending to fly( drones enter- drop bombs-analyse its effectiveness- if not then drop another bomb- and leave- PAF knows nothing)
Pakistani forces are more loyal to nation of pakistna than anything( PNS naval base attack, GHQ attack- i demand explanation)
TALIBAN is american creation( then why you claim pakistan is responsible for defeating and breaking of soviet union? or if taliban is pakistani creation then why you blame taliban mess onto americans?)
ajmal kasab is Indian(thats why his village in pak mourned on his death sentence)
every problem in balochistan is by RAW( then they claim RAW to be puppet agency) and this agency is behind missing peoples in that province( people are missing and security forces gunned down- 5 died yesterday only)

 

[mayfair]

Need to know Pakhani myths and lies?

Compile all of ajtr's posts in one thread.