Poop goes the weasel

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  1. Dovah

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    A pervert, presumably a man, who routinely throws Central Railway schedules into disarray by crapping in the ladies' compartments of trains starting from Karjat is now at the centre of a massive manhunt launched by the railway police.

    The sicko smears the entire compartment with the poop, leading to a time-consuming clean-up job that not only delays that train, but sets back time-tables of a minimum of 16 to 20 more trains by 15 to 30 minutes.

    It was in April when the CR was first hit by this freak trouble and it was dismissed by officials as a one-off incident. However, since then, the man has hit the services twice a week on an average, forcing railway bosses to set up a special team to track him.

    The last incident was reported on Thursday when women at Neral refused to board the 7 am CST train because of the awful smell in the ladies compartment. The station officials did not even need to check what the problem was - they knew their man had hit again. Since there was no cleaning staff available at Neral, the Kalyan station manager was alerted.

    The train left Kalyan at 8.30 am after a thorough cleaning. The disruption, however, had a cascading effect, and nearly 20 services through the day were delayed by 15 to 30 minutes.

    Sheela Patankar, who works in Nariman Point, said Thursday was the second time she was delayed. "It's sickening. This man is unhinged and must be sent to a mental asylum," she said.

    Patankar's assessment matches that of Mukesh Nigam, Divisional Railway Manager, CR. "This man is mentally disturbed. And yes, our investigations have revealed it is probably the handiwork of just one man. But then, one can't be sure," he said.

    Psychiatrist Dr Harish Shetty said it's an immense amount of anger at work. "This man is no just mentally ill, he is on the verge of a breakdown. He gets some pleasure out of leaving women angry and disturbed."

    Describing the difficulty in catching the pervert, Nigam said the railway police have concluded that the man enters trains parked in sidings between Karjat and Diva. "That's 57 km. There are five sidings (parking areas for trains) between Karjat and Diva - Karjat, Thakurli, Titwala, Ambernath and Kalyan. Nearly 27 rakes are parked across these sidings. It's a nightmare patrolling such a large area," said a senior CR official.

    Another CR officer, who did not wish to be identified, said apart from increased patrolling, he has asked the Eureka Forbes staff, who clean trains, to keep a watch. "We have told them to wait till the trains leave. But it has been of little help."

    The CR has been hit by this stink bomb just after they caught a boy who used to tamper with junction boxes, stalling trains. "It took months to catch him. He is just 16. He did it for fun," said a senior railway police officer.

    Senior Divisional Security Commissioner, CR, Alok Bohra, is confident that the man defecating in women's compartments will also be caught soon. "Patrolling between Karjat and Diva has been intensified. Ihave instructed all my men to keep a watch. Since we have a time window when this happens, we will focus more resources during that period. We will get him," he said.

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    @Dovah what a crappy find.
     
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    Looks like shit hit the fan in Mumbai.
     
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    Mumbai Local is the shyt.
     
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    Except a few passengers are real turds.
     
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    who let the turds out ?
     
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    The system man. The railway employees should take their doody more seriously though.
     
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    But toilet cleaning is still a shitty job
     
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    It could be worse, life has a habit of taking a dump on you. :(
     
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    Yeah, being down the shitter ain't a pretty sight.
     
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    Cops nab poop man in action


    He was caught defecating in the general compartment. Police not sure whether he is the same man who dirties women's bogies.

    The `serial pooper' who has been throwing Central Railway schedules off track by crapping in the ladies' compartments of suburban locals and smearing the poo all over, has been nabbed. He was caught in the act in the wee hours of Tuesday by a special squad of the Railway Protection Force.

    While he is certainly a pooper, and was caught 'red handed' from a general first class compartment between Mumbra and Diva stations, there is no certainty that he was entirely responsible for the mess in the ladies'compartments during the last few months (Mumbai Mirror report `Poop goes the Weasel' on August 3). "The real worry is that there are several urchins, beggars, drug addicts and others who live in the empty trains that are parked in the yard and dirty them. We will soon actually know if this was just one man or there are others too who need to be caught," said a Central Railway official.

    The special squad was dressed in civvies and was on the lookout for the culprit when he was spotted in a general first class compartment which was otherwise empty. The man's hands were already dirty as he was preparing to smear his faeces all around.

    The special team to catch the offender was formed under the orders of Senior Divisional Security Commissioner Alok Bohra. It consisted of two male and two female constables under the charge of Sub Inspector Subhash Thakur. "Our squad was on the lookout for this person and we regularly travelled in the local trains to get him,"said Sub Inspector Thakur.

    When the offender was caught, he attempted to flee but was held back and taken to Karjat Chowky, said the policemen. "He told us in Marathi that he belonged to Khandwa district of Madhya Pradesh and that his father was a former railway employee and he was currently living at Baithi Chawl in Mumbra. His family does not want him at home, so he just roams around, and sleeps on trains," said Dilip Dhole, RPF constable who was part of the squad.

    In fact the accused told RPF staff that his health was suffering and that he was eating whatever he could from his earnings from begging. As a result he always had an upset stomach and was forced to crap in the local trains. "It clearly seemed that he was a drug addict and mentally unstable. As to why he smeared the poop all over he gave us very vague answers. But he agreed to having committed the offence several times," said one of the RPF men. The culprit was booked for causing nuisance on railway premises, for affecting the normal functioning of railway services, and other offences. He was produced at the Kalyan court where he was remanded to 25 days' custody as he could not pay the fine.

    A CR official said they hoped the nuisance has ended with the accused being caught, as the crap problem had severely affected train schedules for almost four months now. There were days when over 20 trains were running 30 minutes late during peak hour, he said.

    Cops nab poop man in action - Mumbai Mirror

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    Looks like he ran shit out of luck :(

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