Pakistani cricket fans must have an Indian sponsor to get visa

[spikey360]

Don't worry Pakis, that infamous Indian actor with the ISI chief as distant Uncle, who sheds his tears for Pakistani players' absence in IPL and who is questioned every-time he lands in US will sponsor all of you.

 

[farhan_9909]

yes and also bollywood,saas bahu serials .

BTW we dont have toilets. can u bring urs along with u,other wise u have to sit in khet

this is not a problem

foreign ministry directed me to apply 500 different kind of vaccine
Otherwise you wont be allowed to enter Pakistan again

if each vaccine cost 500. Total would cost me around 2 and half lack

bigger headache

 

[farhan_9909]

@ bangaloreon yaar u can be in shock as u know pakistanis are more interested in animals than girls

Atleast boys

our girls are not getting marriage with frogs and dogs

 

[Blackwater]

this is not a problem

foreign ministry directed me to apply 500 different kind of vaccine
Otherwise you wont be allowed to enter Pakistan again

if each vaccine cost 500. Total would cost me around 2 and half lack

bigger headache

those vaccine cost just 250 rupees in India. As u know ur govt import those vaccine from India and charge you 100 times more.

BTW make sure u had hepatitis B and C vaccine . Pakistan has largest number of patient in the world.

BTW you did not tel me how will you bring ur toilets with you???

 

[Blackwater]

Atleast boys

our girls are not getting marriage with frogs and dogs

those marriages are result of superstitions. some people are manglik ,so pundits suggest them to marry a tree ,dog or frog before marry a human. Sex is not motive behind it.:cool2::cool2:

where as in ur case pakis are caught raping goat and camel..

 

[Bangalorean]

those marriages are result of superstitions. some people are manglik ,so pundits suggest them to marry a tree ,dog or frog before marry a human. Sex is not motive behind it.:cool2::cool2:

where as in ur case pakis are caught raping goat and camel..

Pakis cannot understand the difference between perverted bestiality and superstitions. No Indian has sex with frogs or dogs, but there are hundreds of thousands of Pakis who have sex with animals.

 

[mikhail]

bhai Jan hum to ayengay

we cant live without indians

lol

agar zabardasti aayoge toh hamare B.S.F. tumhare wohi hashar karenge jaise un bangladeshi illegal immigrants ka kiya hain!so if you want to come here in a valid visa and promise to behave good and co-operate with our authorities then you are most welcome otherwise not!kuch samaj aaya janab!

 

[farhan_9909]

agar zabardasti aayoge toh hamare B.S.F. tumhare wohi hashar karenge jaise un bangladeshi illegal immigrants ka kiya hain!so if you want to come here in a valid visa and promise to behave good and co-operate with our authorities then you are most welcome otherwise not!kuch samaj aaya janab!

ji bilkul Sab samaj gya

 

[farhan_9909]

those marriages are result of superstitions. some people are manglik ,so pundits suggest them to marry a tree ,dog or frog before marry a human. Sex is not motive behind it.:cool2::cool2:

where as in ur case pakis are caught raping goat and camel..

why pundit suggest them to marry with humans?

 

[Dovah]

foreign ministry directed me to apply 500 different kind of vaccine
Otherwise you wont be allowed to enter Pakistan again

Bet polio isn't one of them. Its a global conspiracy to make all Pakis impotent.

 

[Blackwater]

why pundit suggest them to marry with humans?

because we come in category of human.

unlike you.

 

[abingdonboy]

In one way draconian but in another way reasonable. When India has been attacked again and again and again and AGAIN by these terrorist SCUM from Paksitan it is not out of the realms of possibility that they will use this and any oppurtunity to get into India to carry out their illicit activity. If I was an Indian intel/security offical I'd have to say I would trust a Pakistani as far as I could throw them.