Pakistan Taliban describes interior minister Rehman Malik as Comedian

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    Pakistan Taliban describes interior minister Rehman Malik as Comedian

    ISLAMABAD: The Pakistani Taliban have mocked Interior Minister Rehman Malik by describing him as a "Comedian", with a militant spokesman saying a "serious person" should replace him for any dialogue between the two sides.

    Tehrik-e-Taliban Pakistan spokesman Ihsanullah Ihsan compared Malik to Pashto comedian Ismail Shahid and said the group did not take the minister's statements seriously. "Our central shura (consultative council) believes that if Rehman Malik keeps on churning out statements about our offer (of talks), it'll indicate the government is not serious in pursuing peace talks," Ihsan told The Express Tribune.

    "If the government replaces Rehman Malik with a serious person to deal with the dialogue issue, we will come up with an immediate, positive and civilised response in the best interests of Pakistan and its people," Ihsan said over phone from an undisclosed location.Over the past few days, Malik has repeatedly ridiculed the Taliban's offer of peace talks, saying a dialogue can be held only if the banned group lays down arms and declares a month-long ceasefire.

    On Saturday, Malik remarked that the Taliban raised the issue of talks whenever they were weak.He also asked the group to name a team of "serious negotiators" if they wanted to make peace.The Taliban spokesman said he has been stopped by his leaders from commenting on Malik's statements because the Taliban and "even many in Pakistan don't trust him".Ihsan refused to comment on a conference of political parties convened by the Jamiat Ulema-e-Islam leader Maulana Fazlur Rehman later this month to discuss ways to end the conflict in Pakistan's northwest.

    He also evaded a question about the possibility of tribal elders playing a role in the peace process."The Taliban are fighting for the existence of the tribal people as many tribesmen have been killed and displaced (by fighting in the region) and now they should have a better life," he said.
     
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    Re: Pakistan Taliban describes interior minister Rehman Malik as Comed

    We need a dedicated thread for this great comedian from Pakistan :D

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    Re: Pakistan Taliban describes interior minister Rehman Malik as Comed

    A British citizen become home minister of Pakistan .what a biggest comedy in joker country pakistan:laugh::laugh::laugh:


    Not only him more than 70% MPA and MNA in pakistan has foriegn nationality. i wonder pakistan after 65 yrs still under foreign rule:confused::confused::rofl::rofl:
     
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    Re: Pakistan Taliban describes interior minister Rehman Malik as Comed

    Pretty much all elite of Pakistan have a dual citizenship. Just shows the confidence in Pakistan :lol: :lol:

    They are ready to jump the ship at a moment's notice. :rofl:
     
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    Re: Pakistan Taliban describes interior minister Rehman Malik as Comed

    he's a Indian
     
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    So does millions of Pakistani before 1947:laugh::laugh::laugh:
     
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    yes only a few millions.not more than 3millions though
     
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    so u make an Indian, a president(mussy) and home minister of pakistan by democratic voting.:laugh::laugh:
     
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    Re: Pakistan Taliban describes interior minister Rehman Malik as Comed

    Dude, Indians can't be that evil to be comparable to him. We have Digvijay and Mrs. Roy as enough embaressment on the citizens of this nation, please no more.
     
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    Re: Pakistan Taliban describes interior minister Rehman Malik as Comed

    Because we have no hardcore parties similar to bjp in India

    nation of equality unlike India
     
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    16 march and him along with his ppp team will go home FOREVER
     
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    REALLY
     
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    nation of equality unlike India[/QUOTE]

    from the reports i have read..equality is only for muslims
     
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    from the reports i have read..equality is only for muslims[/QUOTE]

    even muslims are not equal in pak watan:wave::wave:
     
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    Re: Pakistan Taliban describes interior minister Rehman Malik as Comed

    :pound::pound::pound::pound::rofl::rofl: I am tired of laughing. MODs this thread deserves merger with Jokes thread.
     
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    Re: Pakistan Taliban describes interior minister Rehman Malik as Comed

    Mian kya farma rahe ho... Pak Army is the "hardcorest" party of Pakistan. :confused:

    Pak Army Halal'd 3,000,000 Muslim Bangladeshis and 45,000 Muslim Pakis ... janab ab issse zyada kya hardcore hoga???
     
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    Re: Pakistan Taliban describes interior minister Rehman Malik as Comed

    Nooooo no merging... I protest...I protest... Rehman Malik deserves a special dedicated thread for his antiques. : D Internet is now filled with jokes on him.

    It's like Krishna made as our Foreign Minister.

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    Re: Pakistan Taliban describes interior minister Rehman Malik as Comed

    I wanna Add Katju n Mulayam along with Lalu in that list...Anyways we will send them forever 2 Bannu Abbotabad where they will explain Nuclear Khan Farhaan the importance of reunification of South Asia......In fact Lalu's favorite place is Pakistan no kiddin.....:p

    Farhaan where is Muree located in Pak....Wanna see Lalu's choice.....:thumb:
     
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