Osama Jokes !!!

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    Largest collection of osama bin laden jokes and yes dont include any posts from pak forums here because all their posts are jokes anyway and we wont have that much of bandwidth to waste .

    keep the best collection of osama jokes here
     
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    What's the difference between Osama Bin Laden and Barca players?

    Osama was actually hit before he went down !
     
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    Banta : Osama is a P*ssy !
    Santa : Why ?
    Banta : 2 shots ke baad hi gir gaya !
     
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    Santa : Bin Laden had a 25 million dollar price tag on his head.

    Banta : Kis designer se Turban kharidi thi ?
     
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    MMS : We killed Colonel Gaddafi last night. We didn't take any photos and threw his body into the sea. Just take our word for it; he's definitely dead.
     
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    How do we know its Osama and not Singh?

    Because Osama was shooting at the navy seals not shooting with them!

    aahhh balay balay!! :bhangra:
     
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    BS.................. Seals are grey.
     
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    Obama overheard during bin Laden raid: "Are we shooting this in the same studio where we faked the moon landing?"
     
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    You even call that a come back? Seals are grey what does that mean? :D
     
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    English newscaster : Yes Sally. There's a lot of flags flying half-mast here in Bradford this morning.
     
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    Add to it Luton, Birmingham, Leicester etc etc!
     
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    DELETED..................by Singh
     
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    Heard this?

    In Pakistan, no one is safe. Not even Osama!

    In India, everyone is safe, including Kasab!
     
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    There is a new Cocktail called Osama. 2 Shots and a splash of water. :D
     
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    Obama - The first black guy that has ever had to convince the world he did do the killing.
     
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    I have a feeling Osama is not dead and that he is hiding in Bradford, and that we ought to bomb it just in case.
    If I'm wrong, what have we lost?
     
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    Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
    A: B-52...F-16...B-1...

    Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
    A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

    Q: What is the Taliban's national bird?
    A: Duck

    Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common?
    A: Nothing, yet.

    Q: What does Osama bin laden and General Custer have in common?
    A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!

    Q: What's the five-day forecast for Afghanistan?
    A: Two days.
     
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    "What did al-Qaida learn from Osama bin Laden's death? Location, location, location."

    "At least he got to see the royal wedding before he went out."

    "They should have captured Bin Laden alive and made him continually go through airport security for the rest of his life."

    Elton John is singing his new release single at the funeral

    ” Sandle in the Bin “

    “Osama bin-Laden” coming soon to a shore near you!
     
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