Three men, Lee, Georgio and Dai married wives from different countries. The first man, Lee, married a woman from China. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, Lee came home to see a clean house and all dishes washed and put away neatly.
The second man, Georgio, married a woman from Italy. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day Georgio saw it was slightly better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man, Dai, married a Welsh girl. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.
Dai said the first day he didn't see anything.
The second day he still didn't see anything.
But by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that Dai could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
