Nuggets from Pakistan

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  1. Daredevil

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    Nuggets from Pakistan

    I'm posting some of the nuggets from Urdu press of Pakistan as translated by The Friday Times. They give inight into thinking of Urdu media which covers the vast majority of Pakistanis. Some nuggets are really funny and some not so. Keep watching for them every week.

     
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    This is from our Urdu press?
     
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    Nope. Its from their Urdu press reporting on India.
     
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    Pakistani Urdu press is every Indian and Pakistani right wingers wet dream come true (pun unintended) !
     
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    I'm sorry if this sounds dense, but where's the pun in that?
     
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    Murder of uncircumcised saint
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    Reported in Jang after a pretending saint (jaali pir) in Qasur was murdered by a female follower of his, it was discovered that far from being a holy man, he was not even circumcised which was taken to mean that he was not a Muslim. After the community protested, the fake saint was not buried in the Muslim graveyard.

    'We worship the same God as you!'

    Daily Nawa-e-Waqt in its headline quoted Nawaz Sharif as telling the Indian guests (all Sikhs) from Indian Punjab that Pakistan worshipped the same Rabb as they did. The headline replaced Sikhs with Bharati. Nawa-e-Waqt (15 Aug 2011) quoted chief editor Majeed Nizami as saying that by saying that Pakistanis worshipped the same God as Indians Nawaz Sharif had destroyed his vote-bank. PMLN's Pervaiz Rasheed explained that Nawaz Sharif had not said anything about the God of Bharatis and Pakistanis.

    Kayani for Nazriya Pakistan

    Quoted in Nawa-e-Waqt Pakistan Army Chief General Kayani told the cadets at Kakul Academy in Abbottabad that the Army must struggle to convey the Ideology of Pakistan (Nazriya Pakistan) to the coming generations. Although he did not mention it but Nazriya Pakistan is supposed to be based on Two-Nation Doctrine.

    Ex-armymen welcome Kayani's Two-Nation Doctrine

    Daily Nawa-e-Waqt reported that many retired army officer led by Brigadier Zafar Iqbal said that General Kayani had pleased them by declaring himself in favour of the Two-Nation Doctrine because Pakistan could not accept the domination (baladasti) of the prejudiced Hindu. They added that it was because of Majeed Nizami that Nazriya Pakistan was alive in the country.

    'Ghazwa Hind' to happen soon:D (It must be Ghazwa-e-beHind Pakistan :pound:)

    Daily Nawa-e-Waqt reported leader of Sunni Ittehad Council Maulana Fazal Karim as saying that the last war between Islam and Kufr was to happen soon with Ghazwa Hind (War with India) in which the Holy Prophet PBUH will take part. In this war Islam will win and India will be totally defeated.

    Quaid-e-Azam killed by America!:pound:

    Close friend of Imran Khan, Yusuf Salahuddin told Jinnah that whoever in Pakistan opposed America was caused by America to be killed by the establishment. The Quaid-e-Azam himself was assassinated. He said the big anti-American lobby was focused on Imran Khan. He said all the prostitutes of Heera Mandi had relocated to Defence Society. He said Pakistan should follow Mithaq-e-Madina.

    Funeral leader of Taseer runs away:shock:

    Reported in Jinnah the cleric who led the funeral prayer of Governor Punjab Salmaan Taseer was receiving threat calls for allegedly leading the prayer for a blaspheming person. The cleric Afzal Chishti had run away to the UK and sought political asylum there on the basis of an FIR registered in Lahore. The Governor was killed by his own security detail a case against whom is proceeding at a very slow pace while the lawyers' movement favours the killer.

    Foreign hand in Karachi!:lol:

    Famous Defence Minister Ahmad Mukhtar told Nawa-e-Waqt that violence in Karachi was unleashed by 'foreign hand' and drone attacks were making life difficult for Pakistan while it was not possible to hold mid-tern elections as the time for that had passed. He did not say which foreign hand was involved but the common rumour was that three countries were involved: the US, India and Israel.

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    Of that there is no doubt.
     
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    indian muslim board had released fatwa against muslim girls carrying phones but this was widely criticized by muslim community and other muslim boards. and as a result i dont see its influence around me. but yes to the much extent this fatwa can be seen in many of the parts of india as muslim women their are either highly illierate( unfortunately) along with their husbands and much of the family and thats why dont carry mobiles. moreover few who wish to dont have sufficient money to divert to luxury item(their view point) because raising many children and tackle this inflation is challenging. this group is found in b or c grade cities and town and earlier one is prominent in villages.
     

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