Movie review--Saheb , biwi aur gangster

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  1. ashdoc

    ashdoc Senior Member Senior Member

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    SPOILER ALERT !!

    Looks like the ban on showing smoking in films has been lifted......

    And as if to compensate for the lost years when smoking was not allowed to be shown in films , the film shows everyone smoking.....

    ......Including the women too.....

    AAAHH the women......

    They form the delectable part of the film......

    ......Showing off their sensuous curves in backless blouses , deliberately standing in alluring poses , showing desire on their faces , enticing their lovers and audiences with lipstick on oh so inviting lips , making wanton love on the double bed or even on bare rocks in the hills , behaving in a free , almost shameless manner and showing passion in every move.....

    Leading the pack is Mahie Gill , a sultry woman waiting , waiting , just waiting for the husband who , quite unbelievably , is always the arms of his mistress !!

    Now why would anybody neglect a woman as seductive as that and go into the arms of another woman ??

    Thats because everybody , including the saheb ( husband ) , biwi ( Mahie ) has his or her's ata dhill in this crumbling mansion--the ruins of a once powerful royalty , but now fallen on hard times.....

    Doesn't matter--the fact that the saheb goes into the arms of another woman gives the audience the chance to see another temptress ( the mistress ) in action.....

    .....And action she gives--gives all the oohs and aahs while making love , and giving embraces with her lovely arms entwined around the saheb's neck.....

    But what about the biwi ??

    Doesn't a woman filled with tempestous desire need to fulfill her passions , her needs--needs which just cant be fulfilled by whiling the time in smoking and drinking , and waiting for the love which will never come from the erratic husband.....

    Enter the ghulam....or , err , gangster--in the form of Randeep Hooda--a person sent by a rival gangster to keep a watch on the saheb , waiting for a chance to bump him off......

    ......Thats because the saheb has entered the dangerous underworld of murders and contract killings in order to finance his crumbling monarchy--thereby earning a lot of dangerous enemies.....

    But the movie veers off course as instead of concentrating on his job , the gangster becomes ghulam of the biwi's heart.....

    Who cares anyway ?? We get to see more passion in action , this time between the biwi and the gulam--on bare rocks in the hills , in secret hideways in lonely hills ....naked bodies burning in desire....and happily for the audiences eyes ( and other parts as well--you naughty !! ) , fulfilling it....

    And its passion that counts.....

    For who cares for the murder and the mayhem that is unleashed as the rival gangster tries to bump off the saheb , the hopelessly in love ghulam hatches a plot to kill both the mistress and the saheb in order to permanently get his ladylove the biwi , and ultimately the biwi has to choose between killing the ghulam or the saheb......that stuff occurs in all films anyway.....

    We had our fun.....now time to walk away from the theater.....its not a fantastic movie anyway.....good for a one time watch.....

    Verdict-- not fantastic , but decent enough.....
     
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  3. W.G.Ewald

    W.G.Ewald Defence Professionals/ DFI member of 2 Defence Professionals

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    Can either one of them cook?:lol:
     
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    they say that in order to satisfy a man , a woman must be a good cook in the kitchen , a good hostess in the living room , and a wanton whore in bed....

    however , to satisfy a cinema audience , the last requirement is the only and the only one which needs to be fulfilled.....
     
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