Meet Mulla Nasruddin

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1.
"Do you love me, Mulla?" whispered the girl.
"Of course I do," Mulla Nasrudin whispered back.
"Will you marry me then?" she asked.
"LET'S NOT CHANGE THE SUBJECT?" said Nasrudin.

 

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2.
Mulla Nasrudin in the upper berth was awakened by a persistent tapping from below.
"I am terribly cold down here. I wonder if you mind getting me a blanket," said a lady's
voice.
"I have a better idea," the Mulla replied sleepily. "Let's pretend we are married."
"That sounds like a lovely idea," she giggled.
"GOOD," said Nasrudin rolling over. 'NOW GO GET YOUR OWN DAMN
BLANKET."

 

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3.
Mulla Nasrudin constantly irritated his friends with his eternal optimism. No matter how
bad the situation, he would always say, "It could have been worse."
To cure him of this annoying habit, his friends decided to invent a situation so completely
black, so dreadful, that even Nasrudin could find no hope in it. Approaching him at the
club bar one day, one of them said, "Mulla, Did you hear what happened to George? He
came home last night, found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both, then
turned the gun on himself!"
"Terrible," said the Mulla "But it could have been worse."
"How in hell," asked his dumbfounded friend, "could it possibly have been worse?"
"Well," said Nasrudin, "IF IT HAD HAPPENED THE NIGHT BEFORE! I WOULD BE
DEAD NOW."

 

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Please contribute on the Osho's superb Gyani Joker !

 

[Vyom]

Brilliant!

There was a show on him aired on DD that we used to watch.

 

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4.
Mulla Nasrudin was round at his fiancee's home, having a serious talk with her father.
"Sir, I'd like to marry your daughter," he announced .
His girl's father looked at him.
"Have you seen my wife yet?" he asked.
"OH, YES SIR," replied Nasrudin. "BUT IF YOU DON'T MIND, I WOULD STILL
PREFER YOUR DAUGHTER, SIR."

 

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5.
Mulla Nasrudin was in the home of his fiancee, being given the once-over by her parents.
"Tell me young man," said his potential mother-in-law, "if my daughter marries you, and
I give her a substantial dowry, what have you to offer in return?"
The Mulla smiled brightly.
"I WILL GIVE YOU A RECEIPT," he said.

 

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6.
Everything was in readiness for the marriage ceremony. The groom and the best man had
arrived. But the groom, Mulla Nasrudin, was uneasy, apprehensive.
"What's worrying you, Mulla?" asked the best man. "Have you lost the ring?"
"No," answered Nasrudin with a sigh. "I HAVE GOT THE RING? BUT I HAVE LOST
MY ENTHUSIASM."

 

[Vyom]

Keep it coming Bhadra, great stuff! *snickers*

 

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7.
Mulla Nasrudin decided to settle down and narrowed his choice between a beautiful but
dumb doll and an opera singer. He finally chose brains and culture and married the
singer. They spent their wedding night at a swanky hotel. When Nasrudin opened his
eyes the next morning and the dawn's early light began to shine upon his bride, he looked
at her and shuddered and cried out: "SING FOR GOD'S SAKE SING."

 

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8.
Returning from his holiday, Mulla Nasrudin asked for two weeks more in which to get
married.
"But you just had two weeks off," said the boss. "Why didn't you get married then?"
"WHAT, AND RUIN MY HOLIDAY?"

 

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Well one more here:

 

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One more:

 

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One more:

 

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9.
"I don't know why your father does not like me," she said to Mulla Nasrudin at their
wedding reception.
"Neither do I," replied Nasrudin. "AFTER ALL, MONEY, BRAINS AND LOOKS ARE
NOT EVERYTHING."

 

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10.
After three weeks of marriage she accused Mulla Nasrudin of not loving her as much as
he did when they were first married. "You used to get up and light the FIRE every
morning," she said. "And now you let me get up and do it."
"Nonsense, my love," answered Nasrudin. "YOU GETTING UP TO LIGHT THE FIRE
MAKES ME LOVE YOU ALL THE MORE."

 

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11.
It was their first quarrel. The Mulla was coming off worst until he brought his bride's
family into the argument.
"Your father is an old drunkard," he stated with venom. "Your mother is a nagger. and
your brother is an idle layabout."
"Can't you say one decent thing about my family?" she asked, sarcastically.
"YES, JUST ONE," replied Nasrudin. "THEY WERE ALL OPPOSED TO OUR
MARRIAGE."

 

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12.
"Do you believe that the moonlight makes people silly, Mulla?" asked the bride after the
honeymoon.
"Yes Dear," remarked Mulla Nasrudin from behind his evening paper. "I PROPOSED
TO YOU IN THE MOONLIGHT."

 

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13.
They had been married three months, and she said, "Are you satisfied with our married
life, Mulla?"
"Yes," replied Nasrudin. "I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF IT."

 

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14.
"Hello, Mulla. I have not seen you for a month. How are things going with you?"
"Oh,so-so. I have been married since I last saw, you," said Mulla Nasrudin.
"So I heard. As a matter of fact. I knew your wife before you married her."
"WELL, THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME? ' asked Nasrudin.