Islamic cleric bans women from touching bananas, cucumbers for sexual resemblance

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Islamic cleric bans women from touching bananas, cucumbers for sexual resemblance

Manar Ammar | 6 December 2011





Cucumbers are forbidden for women, says Islamic sheikh


CAIRO: An Islamic cleric residing in Europe said that women should not be close to bananas or cucumbers, in order to avoid any "sexual thoughts."

The unnamed sheikh, who was featured in an article on el-Senousa news, was quoted saying that if women wish to eat these food items, a third party, preferably a male related to them such as their a father or husband, should cut the items into small pieces and serve.

He said that these fruits and vegetables "resemble the male penis" and hence could arouse women or "make them think of sex."

He also added carrots and zucchini to the list of forbidden foods for women. :rofl:

The sheikh was asked how to "control" women when they are out shopping for groceries and if holding these items at the market would be bad for them. The cleric answered saying this matter is between them and God.

Answering another question about what to do if women in the family like these foods, the sheikh advised the interviewer to take the food and cut it for them in a hidden place so they cannot see it.

The opinion has stirred a storm of irony and denouncement among Muslims online, with hundreds of comments mocking the cleric.

One reader said that these religious "leaders" give Islam "a bad name" and another commented said that he is a "retarded" person and he must quite his post immediately.

Others called him a seeker of fame, but no official responses from renowned Islamic scholars have been published on the statements.

Islamic cleric bans women from touching bananas, cucumbers for sexual resemblance - Bikya Masr
 
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Any suggestions what the men should stay away from?
 

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Islamic cleric bans women from touching bananas, cucumbers for sexual resemblance

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Cucumbers are forbidden for women, says Islamic sheikh
This cleric is retard.
 

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I wonder when he will bring out a ban or 'cork's for Donkey's and Camel's, The No.1 'holes' arabic men prefer? Maybe he will ban everything that resembles a 'hole', maybe his own asshole?
 

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FFS! These guys are stupid beyond extraordinary.



How the heck is this a penis?

or this?



This Wankers brain looks like this, I am sure.



Now that's a penis.
 

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I wonder when he will bring out a ban or 'cork's for Donkey's and Camel's, The No.1 'holes' arabic men prefer? Maybe he will ban everything that resembles a 'hole', maybe his own asshole?
:pound: Oh Gosh! :rofl:
 

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I guess these clerics got inspired from touching melons and fingering peaches 24 hrs.
 

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How about ban on mangos or similar stuff which can corrupt minds of men? :ban:

You know what am I saying :lol:
 

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They should also ban camels and goats.:scared2:
 

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