Islamic cleric bans women from touching bananas, cucumbers for sexual resemblance

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    Islamic cleric bans women from touching bananas, cucumbers for sexual resemblance

    Manar Ammar | 6 December 2011




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    Cucumbers are forbidden for women, says Islamic sheikh


    CAIRO: An Islamic cleric residing in Europe said that women should not be close to bananas or cucumbers, in order to avoid any “sexual thoughts.”

    The unnamed sheikh, who was featured in an article on el-Senousa news, was quoted saying that if women wish to eat these food items, a third party, preferably a male related to them such as their a father or husband, should cut the items into small pieces and serve.

    He said that these fruits and vegetables “resemble the male penis” and hence could arouse women or “make them think of sex.”

    He also added carrots and zucchini to the list of forbidden foods for women. :rofl:

    The sheikh was asked how to “control” women when they are out shopping for groceries and if holding these items at the market would be bad for them. The cleric answered saying this matter is between them and God.

    Answering another question about what to do if women in the family like these foods, the sheikh advised the interviewer to take the food and cut it for them in a hidden place so they cannot see it.

    The opinion has stirred a storm of irony and denouncement among Muslims online, with hundreds of comments mocking the cleric.

    One reader said that these religious “leaders” give Islam “a bad name” and another commented said that he is a “retarded” person and he must quite his post immediately.

    Others called him a seeker of fame, but no official responses from renowned Islamic scholars have been published on the statements.

    Islamic cleric bans women from touching bananas, cucumbers for sexual resemblance - Bikya Masr
     
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    These are clerics or porn experts?
     
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    Any suggestions what the men should stay away from?
     
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    Women. :namaste:
     
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    rock127 Maulana Rockullah Senior Member

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    This cleric is retard.
     
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    The clerics should reign in their fantasies that makes them think of all this.
     
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    oh man this is just too funny :lol:
     
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    If anything, he is a sexual pervert. I am sure he makes his wife do stuff with effing Banana,
    Yet again, Women have to suffer because of men's inability to control their libido....Stay classy Muslims.
     
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    I wonder when he will bring out a ban or 'cork's for Donkey's and Camel's, The No.1 'holes' arabic men prefer? Maybe he will ban everything that resembles a 'hole', maybe his own asshole?
     
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    FFS! These guys are stupid beyond extraordinary.

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    How the heck is this a penis?

    or this?

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    This Wankers brain looks like this, I am sure.

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    Now that's a penis.
     
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    :pound: Oh Gosh! :rofl:
     
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    I am ROFL from the start of this thread.
     
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    Watermelon, peach, a jug and things similar perhaps?
     
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    I guess these clerics got inspired from touching melons and fingering peaches 24 hrs.
     
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    How about ban on mangos or similar stuff which can corrupt minds of men? :ban:

    You know what am I saying :lol:
     
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    Ice cream cones should also be on this list.
     
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    They should also ban camels and goats.:scared2:
     
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    I think the clerics will be fine with the cones, but yes, they might have an issue with the ice cream contained within the cone. ;)
     
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    Not Porn expert, they are perverts definitely.
     

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