How to get even with your girlfriend

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  1. Iamanidiot

    Iamanidiot Elite Member Elite Member

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    I have punished my fiancee by presenting her a nice bhotia puppy and a pug puppy(the damn things burn't a hole in my pocket esp the bhotia dog add to it those flight tickets).Now you guys might be thinking how is presenting puppies punishment.Here is my version

    1)Dogs need lot of attention esp puppies.They will deflect attention from me and now onwards I will have my space to breathe

    2)Puppies are high maintenance and It will remind the women of themselves

    3) Most importantly divert her attention from me

    Give your own versions how to get even with wimmen.
     
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  3. Oracle

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    Dump her and start dating her best friend.
     
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    thakur_ritesh Administrator Administrator

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    make sure you dont end up marrying this lady, else it will be you who will be doing all that.
     
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    Dovah Untermensch Senior Member

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    I pity that pup.

    On Topic: I refused to pick up mine from her friend's house at night a couple of years back over a fight, thought the walk would put some sense into her, boy was I wrong!!!
     
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    Iamanidiot Elite Member Elite Member

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    She is a fine women but I can't stand her scrutiny and she was my classmate
     
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    Dump her now!

    If you can't do this.

    Try this trick. Invite her for dinner. Stood her up. Repeat this, until she finally breaks off. This way you get the sympathetic shoulders.
     
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    Pictures or we dont believe you :p
     
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    Iamanidiot Elite Member Elite Member

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    Oracle I like her very much she stood beside me when i needed it the most.The thing I can't stand is the tag team between her my mother and grandmothers.I especially cannot give her explanation for deeds i did long in the past
     
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    Iamanidiot Elite Member Elite Member

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    Appearance is only one of the things that constitutes a woman pervy tampo... sorry orange plugwater
     
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    sayareakd Moderator Moderator

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    JP you have trouble time ahead of you..........................
     
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    Liking is not enough.

    Dump her now.
     
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    Babaji does not approve ! :sad:
     
  14. Oracle

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    What you do not approve Babaji?
     
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    sayareakd Moderator Moderator

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    JP if you want to live in peace then dump her man and find other girl worth it, believe me lot of girls come and go in live, but you should marry the right girl.
     
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    Iamanidiot Elite Member Elite Member

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    At the age of 35 I do not want to be a bachelor
     
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    There is nothing like the right girl. Only girls that are quite right, Oh-la-la.

    P.S.: The girl on the other table is looking good after every beer! :shocked:
     
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    Who knows this better than Plug.
     
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    You sure its a girl?
     
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    You sure you're not GK? :lol:
     
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    Dovah Untermensch Senior Member

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    Withdrawn...withdrawn....
     
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