trackwhack
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Please dont post golden proverbs like - A friend in need is a friend in deed. Looking for funny modern one liners that are partly proverbial and partly funny. I will start with these two.
Everything desirable in life is either fattening, illegal, immoral, expensive or married to someone else
As part of the cost cutting initiative, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off
Everything desirable in life is either fattening, illegal, immoral, expensive or married to someone else
As part of the cost cutting initiative, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off
