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会议最后,王岐山突然发言:"今天会结束后,有两个人需要
留下"!说完,他端起水杯喝水,低头看手里的名单。
全场鸦雀无声,半分钟过去了,空气中渐渐飘起一股尿骚味......越来越浓。
王继续说:"这两个人,一个是国企干部,一个是政府里的"。 说完他再次停下来。
慢慢地,会场里恶臭味渐起"¦"¦ã€‚
最后,王慢慢地一字一顿地说:"这两个人就是一汽的徐建一,和云南的仇和。你俩留下,其他人可以走了"。
大家散去后,会场的地面上像下了一场小雨,夹杂着各色的污秽"¦"¦ã€‚
王告诉工作人员说:同志们,难为你们了!去看看地上的屎尿,和座位名单核对一下。
一工作人员汇报说:王书记,有一个尿了好多,而且还拉了,他尿里好像还带着油渍,经过核对,是中石油的廖永远。
王一挥手:"查"。
Translation: After the Party Central Committee meeting, Wang Qishan (head of China's Party Disciplinary Committee) suddenly speaks: "After today's meeting, there are two people who need to remain here." Then he picks up a cup of water and drinks from it, while looking down at a list in his hand.

The roomful of black suits is silent. Half a minute passes. An aroma of piss wafts through the air - stronger and stronger.

Wang speaks up again. "One of these two is from a state-owned enterprise; the other is in the Government." Then he stops again.

Slowly, the room fills with the smell of shit.

Finally, Wang speaks, one word at a time: "One of these two people is Xu Jianyi from China First Automotive Works Group, and the other is Jiu He from Yunnan's provincial government. You two please remain - everyone else may leave."

Everyone leaves. The floor of the meeting hall looks like it has been soaked by a light rain, with brown splotches of filth here and there. Wang speaks to the serving staff: "Comrades, I have a favor to ask of you - please match the shit and piss stains on the floor with the seating arrangements of the various Party members here today."

One returns after a few minutes: "Secretary Wang, one has pissed quite a bit, and also shat himself, his piss has grease in it. After checking, it looks like Liao Yongyuan of PetroChina."

Wang gives a dismissive wave: "Inspect."
 

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