China seeks military bases in Pakistan

[Ray]

A lot of new Australians live in Fortitude Valley, Brisbane. A Chinaman had a fruit and vegie shop. Every Friday his neighbor, a Greek bloke with a snack bar, used to pass his shop on the way to bank his takings and he always called out, "What day is it, Chinaman?"

The Chinaman always replied, "Flyday, you Gleek plick."

Not 'Flyday', you dozey bastard. 'F-r-r-r-ri-day'. Why don't you learn to talk English proper?"

So, the Chinaman practised all week. The next Friday, the Greek called out, as usual, "What day is it, Chinaman?"

"F-r-r-ri-day, you Gleek plick."

A newer edition, published in 2000, unaccountably changed the joke so the Greek is the grocer; while the build up and punch line repeats, it does not have same the impact:

A Chinese guy does his shopping at a Greek greengrocer's. The Greek keeps picking on the Chinese because he can't pronounce the letter 'r'.

'It's Friday, you stupid prick, not Fliday.'

'Yeah yeah yeah, Fliday.'

After three months the Chinese had had enough and starts practicing how to say Friday. So the next time he goes to the greengrocer he says to the Greek: 'It's Friday, you Gleek plick." (Phillip Adams and Patrice Newell. The Penguin Book of All-New Australian Jokes. Ringwood: Penguin Books, 2000. 329.)

From "Babbler" to Jimmy Ah Foo

 

[Tianshan]

No lie old boy.

Even the movie had it!

If it was not true, then it would have been banned!

Don't try to split hair.

If they call you plick, go fight them!

so not just a liar but dishonest in your arguments as well.

here is what you said:

As they say in the US - you Han plick eating flied lice!

in the movie you referenced, it was "plick".

what YOU said was "Han plick". that never appeared in the movie.

you personally added the racial component yourself.

 

[Tianshan]

"What day is it, Chinaman?"

The Chinaman always replied, "Flyday, you Gleek plick."

Not 'Flyday', you dozey bastard. 'F-r-r-r-ri-day'. Why don't you learn to talk English proper?"

so now you are posting racist jokes from the internet.

well done.

 

[Ray]

so not just a liar but dishonest in your arguments as well.

here is what you said:



in the movie you referenced, it was "plick".

what YOU said was "Han plick". that never appeared in the movie.

you personally added the racial component yourself.

Not dishonest nor liar.

It is my and the world's misfortune that the Chinese cannot understand English or logic.

The film may have mentioned that Chinese were plicks.

I went to explain it more lucidly wherein I qualified it was 95% of the China's population who were plicks by amplifying that it was the Hans who were the plicks!

 

[Ray]

so now you are posting racist jokes from the internet.

well done.

No.

It was to prove that universally it is felt that the Chinese were plicks and not confined to the US which seems to have offended you!

 

[Tianshan]

The film may have mentioned that Chinese were plicks.

you are lying again. the film never said that "chinese people are plicks". it was the chinese guy benny who used the word "plick" and not in a racial manner.

the racial component was added by you yourself, yet again. like when you changed "plick" to "Han plick"

No.

It was to prove that universally it is felt that the Chinese were plicks

wow, let's see how much lower you guys can go.

 

[Ray]

you are lying again. the film never said that "chinese people are plicks". it was the chinese guy benny who used the word "plick" and not in a racial manner.

the racial component was added by yourself, yet again.



wow, let's see how much lower you guys can go.

Sweeteheart\,

Logic was never the Chinese people forte.

Go enjoy!

Learn to say Friday and all will be well!

The logic is simple. If in the US they did not think that Chinese, Hans to be specific, were not pricks, such a dialogue would not have found resonance with the audience and so it would fall flat! It would lead to Box Office Flop and a huge loss of money! So, in Hollywood, only things that work to rake in money like plick is used.

That it would find resonance is why the dialogue was there!

So, use you brains and go figure what is a plick!

 

[Ray]

 

[niceguy2011]

R u living in the real world? LOL

What language we r speaking, who is having pigtail now? Where is Manchu people? LOL

U need a man...LOL

Manchus were never Chinese.

Manchu people stem their roots from the Merkit people, a native Mongolic tribal people from the Mongolian plateau in the 12th century.

If they were Chinese they would not have the foolish Hans wearing pigrtails as if they were some porcine creatures!

By your logic, even the Japanese who invaded you and made you slaves should be Chinese!

Stuff your LOLs where you find yours it comfortable and start smelling the coffee instead.

Lies and delusions maybe your staple as taught to you, but we have minds of our own!