Ashdoc's movie review--The three musketeers 3D

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  1. ashdoc

    ashdoc Senior Member Senior Member

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    This movie attempts to make spoof of the original , though it parades as a sequel to it .

    So whats the story ??

    The three musketeers are now semiretired , especially because they have been duped by a woman . Of course , the rebellious spirit is still there , but they are more like rebels in search of a worthy cause--and cant find it .

    Enter a goodlooking young man from the countryside aptly called titanium ( )who rubs everyone the wrong way--and you have a fourth musketeer.....

    Along with the young man comes a worthy cause--finally.....

    There is a plot to defame the young queen of France by proving that she is having an affair with ' buckingham ' ( ) , as the king of England is known as . This scandal will remove the only sobering influence on the french king , a dilettante who suspiciously has the manners of a homo , and who is incapable of exercising power without the queen's advice.

    Naturally , it is the four musketeers who have save the honour of France....

    And save they do....but in what manner ??

    The whole thing is shown more like a comedy , and a rather stupid one at that......

    Not even the special effects of 3D are able to give entertainment in this venture in which the musketeers are reduced to a joke , and the whole thing becomes a laughable affair . The great french novelist , Alexander Dumas , who wrote the three musketeers in the nineteenth century, must be turning in the grave to see such a parody of his novel .

    .....Or maybe , he should be thankful that hollywood is keeping his memory alive by creating yet another movie--stupid as it may be--on his novel .

    At the end of the movie , the director has actually kept some of the movie's villains alive in a pathetic attempt to keep the option open for a further sequel to this movie .....

    ......Now who is going to watch another sequel to this ??!!

    Verdict--not good
     
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  3. ashdoc

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    can somebody change the title form paranormal activity to three musketeers 3D ?
     
  4. A chauhan

    A chauhan "अहिंसा परमो धर्मः धर्म हिंसा तथैव च: l" Senior Member

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    I was planning to watch it in the theater thanks for your review. :)
     
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    Dovah Untermensch Senior Member

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    I watched it today..gayest movie of the month.
     
  6. W.G.Ewald

    W.G.Ewald Defence Professionals/ DFI member of 2 Defence Professionals

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    The old movies are always better. Jose Ferrer as Cyrano de Bergerac in the movie made from the play by Edmond Rostand is a classic.
     

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