Ashdoc's movie review---Himmatwala

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  1. ashdoc

    ashdoc Senior Member Senior Member

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    I went to watch this film for 3 solid reasons---

    1) Tamannaah

    2) Tamannaah

    3)Tamannaah.......

    .......with the emphasis on the aah......;)

    Yes , Tamannaah.....aah....:cool2:

    She with the milky white body.....

    She with the luminous face lit like a million moons.....

    She with the thousand watt smile....

    She with the beautiful light eyes....

    She with the silky brown mane of hair.....

    She with the soft and tender skin.....

    She with the slim waist and sumptuous belly......

    She with the deep navel......

    She with the delicious curves and delicate body......

    Her first hindi film....

    .......And even before it was launched she was already inhabiting the realm of my dreams.....

    Not since Dia Mirza ( my fave ) and Aishwarya Rai has a woman caught my imagination like this one has......

    So inspite of all the brickbats it was getting in reviews I was drawn to this film like a moth to a flame.....

    Come hell or high water I was going to see this film....

    And so I did.....

    And I feasted my eyes on Tammannaah---with the emphasis on the aah , remember that.....

    And I returned home a fulfilled man.....

    What else do you want ?? The review of the film ??

    Well it consists of the ugly Ajay Devgan who has come to his friend's hometown to save the town and his friend's mother and daughter from the evil clutches of Sher Singh ( played by Mahesh Manjrekar ) who had killed his friend's father.....

    And he is one true himmatwala.....

    Can beat several people at the same time with two huge metal bells hitting them in turn....

    Can fight a beast of prey......

    Can lift an entire bullock cart to attack his enemies......

    And is protected by the mother goddess who sends her tiger to protect him at the same time Allah protects him with his taawiz.....

    What else can one want to see.....??

    Well , one wants to see some coherent storyline and good entertainment which is sadly lacking.....

    The director doesn't know whether to make the film comedy or serious , acting by most actors is not great , Tamannaah's exposed thighs are fat ( but she is still my Tamannaah.....) and the item song is needlessly thrown in.....

    The only good performance is some great acting by Paresh Rawal who gives some real laughs in his act as the brother in law of the evil Sher singh who marries Ajay Devgan's sister to his son in order to bring Devgan to heel.....

    Rest of the film is all bullshit....

    But I went home a satisfied man.....

    For I had seen a movie containing the gorgeous Tamannaah.....

    But you wont get such satisfaction from the film.....

    .......For Tamannaah is only mine......:lol:

    Verdict : mega-phaltu.....
     
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  3. A chauhan

    A chauhan "अहिंसा परमो धर्मः धर्म हिंसा तथैव च: l" Senior Member

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    Ashdoc you are turning tharkh day by day, I remember your review of Piranha 3D :p

    However tell us something about the entertainment factor of the movie. So far as Tamanna is concerned no doubt she is gorgeously slim.
     
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    ashdoc Senior Member Senior Member

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    the movie was not as bad as i heard it to be---or maybe my expectations were too low and hence i found it to be better than i had expected . its a brainless movie---a film with the ambition of delivering complete masala entertainment . nothing in the movie can be taken seriously , and some parts are useless while some parts do deliver entertainment .

    overall---not really good , unless you like complete no-brainers .

    but who cares , it contains tamannaah......:thumb:
     
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    SPIEZ Senior Member Senior Member

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    So you mean apart from tammanaah,, the movie has nothing else :troll:
     
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    JBH22 Senior Member Senior Member

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    Can't get my eyes off Gianna Michaels Boobs.
    If you don't get tharki by that then there's a big problem :p
     
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    PredictablyMalicious Punjabi Senior Member

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    Tamannah is not even that attractive wtf. She looks groce tbh. Maybe hot in an exotic way if you're not used to seeing that kind of skin colour... BUt her features are not that attractive. The hottest chick I've seen is Chitrangada Singh, man that dark complexion and those features. She looks amazing.....
    Is Chitrangada not gorgeous?

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    Is this a woman or a goddess?
     
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    arnabmit Homo Communis Indus Senior Member

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    Yummy Mummy par excellence! :drool:

    ...and Gul Panag

     
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    arnabmit Homo Communis Indus Senior Member

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    Gianna Michaels :puke:

     
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    Virendra Moderator Moderator

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    :hehe: Full entertainment review
     
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    Shirman Regular Member

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    What she is 1000 times better than the likes of Sonakshi Sinha, Pareeniti Chopra, Vidya Balan, etc.......... I rate her even above Priyanka Chopra for that matter.....
     
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    She's hot imo not a beauty but still enough to give me a boner :p
     
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    arnabmit Homo Communis Indus Senior Member

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    Dude! Don't post semi porn! :dude:

    This is not hot, this is fugly!

    :fkidding:

     
  14. JBH22

    JBH22 Senior Member Senior Member

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    Oh please what semi porn!! You have Kareena,Katrina doing same in movies.

    And she's hot atleast for me :)
     
  15. A chauhan

    A chauhan "अहिंसा परमो धर्मः धर्म हिंसा तथैव च: l" Senior Member

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    When I was a teenager I used to get attracted towards breasts alone, but now I am almost 30 and now I tend to see the waist-hip-shoulders ratio i.e. entire figure rather than breasts :D :tape: BTW If Chitrangada reduces her waist fat about half an inch she will look more hotty :D
     

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