Are all Indian parents really anally retentive?

[Twinblade]

OP has only credit cards, which don't work in a primitive country like India.

OP tips strippers by swiping credit card in butt crack.

 

[Singh]

OP tips strippers by swiping credit card in butt crack.

Correction: Patrons tip OP by swiping credit cards in his cute heartshaped butt's crack :taunt1:

 

[SamwiseTheBrave]

what does IT have to do with hot women? Everyone knows that only fugly women go into IT

watch and learn how i systemtically destroy your pathetic little blusters.

probably the only known beneficial side-effect of the famous indian "Herd Mentality" is that almost everyone born in the mid-80`s and later has eventually ended up taking the school-college-enginerring degree- IT industry route.And if you are a part of the IT Industry in India, where are you gonna be based out of, or atleast have huge campuses ? Thats right, Bangalore !
good academic environment = good base for employment = IT industry = large number of young people from all over India = more hot chicks in Bangalore

now everyone also knows that you are a freakishly fugly ****** - talk to the hand , kid. its the only thing that`ll listen to you.
In memoriam of me shaming your sorry little ass, i hereby decree that i shall address you, hereupon and forever, as the "foolish little boy".

 

[SamwiseTheBrave]

Not sure how I missed this lol. Lettuce be real tea, guys in India can't dress for sh!t and are all like 5'4", especially in Bang-a-lore. I would slay that pusssyyy like a butter going through a knife. You mad you guys got no game? ANd your women aren't even hot. Maybe a few are but the moment they see a real man, they'd leave you in a heartbeat.

thats exactly why they are by our side and not yours - coz they know that you aint a real man.
just a jacked up himbo who cant see beyond his own nose

 

[Yusuf]

We really had this thread & running this long?