Kapil Sibal Jokes

Guys.....

Time to have some fun. Please post/create jokes about this latest pest of govt known as Kapil Sibal.

1. What surprises me the most is that he knows how to even switch on the computer.
2. I just sent an email to Kapil Sibal seeking his permission to talk to my girlfriend about some private things.
3. When Kapil Sibal said he backed the FDI, no one knew that he actually meant ‘Facebook Details Investigation’.
4. Maybe Kapil Sibal will back off if we agree to rename the internet as ‘Shrimati Sonia Gandhi Antarrashtriya.
5. All Facebook posts to have “Kapil Sibal likes this” by default.
6. Dear Kapil SibalNo software can prescreen Sarcasm.
7. India Asks Google, Facebook to Screen User Content. What does Kapil Sibal think he’s running here? A boarding school?
8. Kapil Sibal wants to monitor Facebook because he saw a Sonia page he didn’t like. I also have a page. Please like it.
9. I have an idea for Kapil Sibal. Instead of completely censoring the content, he should think of giving certificates like ‘U’, ‘A’ and ‘U/A’.
10. The next task Kapil Sibal is going to undertake is to enumerate the grammatical errors in a Chetan Bhagat novel.

Let's hope Sibal doesn't order a CBI investiagtion on me which may lead to creation of new type of punishment called "Aajeevan Antarjaal Pratibandh" or "Life Internet Ban"

Good thread.

Shame these people and ridicule them, those who are trying to muzzle dissent against madam and co.. I will paste a few good jokes here in some time...

Sibal´s new act will be called SOcial Networking Inspection Act (SONIA)

How dare you guys joke on him. He will censor this as well!!

That's good one .

Where is Harvinder Singh? Impressed with his work regarding Sharad Pawar.Wonder if he'd be interested in doing the same to 'Zero Loss' Kapil Sibal.

Here's a deal many of us would accept. Censor the net, but make sure Digvijay Singh shuts up for the rest of his life.

kapilsibal at an average 20 people fingering you in 15 seconds. 20 tweets in 15 seconds.

Antarjal for internet is a good one..

Poor sibal, to exhibit his canie like loyality, he got entangled.

Asking Sibal to be an IT minister is like asking Mayawati to perform an item song.

Oh no... can't even imagine Mayawati doing item number or may be she can do cheer leading in IPL

I have heard that she has lost some weight recently so who knows she may plan to do something to get attention.

Sibal===Slimeball

U are a wicked Man Sri!

I puked my dinner on that idea!