Failed Terrorist State of Pakistan: Idiotic Musings

[thethinker]

7 totally random and funny maps of India some Pakistanis love to dream about

http://www.opindia.com/2015/08/7-to...of-india-some-pakistanis-love-to-dream-about/

OpIndia Staff / August 21, 2015 / Leisure

Ever since India changed the map of Pakistan in 1971, Pakistan has been dying to do the same to India. Here are seven such maps some Pakistanis fantasize about:

1. Real India is only Gujarat and Bihar. Rest all are potential independent nations:



Some Pakistanis believe that not just Kashmir, there are these many separatists movement going on in India.

2. Gujarat is no longer India, but Pakistan. But a large part of India is now back to being India:



This is perhaps what they think is more “realistic”. Khalistan has been given a space.

3. Some maps had expiry date. For example, this map was supposed to get realized by 2012. Too bad didn’t happen:


New capital of Pakistan has shifted from Islamabad to Muslimabad, and it seems it’s near Mumbai.

4. 2012 target could not be achieved, but there is one waiting to be realized in 2020:


Did you notice? Kashmir is no longer a disputed territory, but entire South India is.

5. “PakNationalists” have one more map that they think India can be broken into:



Only Uttar Pradesh and Madhya Pradesh have got some reason to stay together. Everyone else has left. And Andamans and Nicobar islands have been gifted to Bangladesh.

6. Pakistan all over India, except in 5 places:



Raj Thackeray will be happy. He gets his own nation, and so does Rajasthan. Tamil Nadu will have to adjust with Karnataka. Khalistanis have again been given a consolation prize.

7. Somehow, they don’t want Goa. Perhaps those beaches are too hot for them:



Indian Ocean has been renamed to Chinese Ocean. Pakistanis know how to keep their masters happy.

 

[Srinivas_K]

Since when Punjabis and Sindhis started assuming themselves as conquerors .... Lol

7 totally random and funny maps of India some Pakistanis love to dream about

http://www.opindia.com/2015/08/7-to...of-india-some-pakistanis-love-to-dream-about/

OpIndia Staff / August 21, 2015 / Leisure

Ever since India changed the map of Pakistan in 1971, Pakistan has been dying to do the same to India. Here are seven such maps some Pakistanis fantasize about:

1. Real India is only Gujarat and Bihar. Rest all are potential independent nations:



Some Pakistanis believe that not just Kashmir, there are these many separatists movement going on in India.

2. Gujarat is no longer India, but Pakistan. But a large part of India is now back to being India:



This is perhaps what they think is more “realistic”. Khalistan has been given a space.

3. Some maps had expiry date. For example, this map was supposed to get realized by 2012. Too bad didn’t happen:


New capital of Pakistan has shifted from Islamabad to Muslimabad, and it seems it’s near Mumbai.

4. 2012 target could not be achieved, but there is one waiting to be realized in 2020:


Did you notice? Kashmir is no longer a disputed territory, but entire South India is.

5. “PakNationalists” have one more map that they think India can be broken into:



Only Uttar Pradesh and Madhya Pradesh have got some reason to stay together. Everyone else has left. And Andamans and Nicobar islands have been gifted to Bangladesh.

6. Pakistan all over India, except in 5 places:



Raj Thackeray will be happy. He gets his own nation, and so does Rajasthan. Tamil Nadu will have to adjust with Karnataka. Khalistanis have again been given a consolation prize.

7. Somehow, they don’t want Goa. Perhaps those beaches are too hot for them:



Indian Ocean has been renamed to Chinese Ocean. Pakistanis know how to keep their masters happy.

 

[Ankit Purohit]

Gentlemen Please Take out our Pok & Baluchistan Map.

 

[thethinker]

Since when Punjabis and Sindhis started assuming themselves as conquerors .... Lol

Don't apply logic in this thread, it ruins the entertainment.

BTW, mental state of Pakis can be aptly described as below :

Grandiose delusions

Grandiose delusions (GD) or delusions of grandeur are a subtype of delusion that occur in patients suffering from a wide range of mental illnesses, including two-thirds of patients in manic state of bipolar disorder, half of those with schizophrenia, patients with the grandiose subtype of delusional disorder, and a substantial portion of those with substance abuse disorders.[1][2] GDs are characterized by fantastical beliefs that one is famous, omnipotent, wealthy, or otherwise very powerful. The delusions are generally fantastic and typically have a supernatural, science-fictional, or religious theme. There is a relative lack of research into GD, in contrast to persecutory delusions and auditory hallucinations.

Must be the side effect of being in-bred.

 

[thethinker]

Pakistaniyat in full display of a supposedly liberal and witty Paki columnist Nadeem F.Paracha :

 

[thethinker]

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Investigating Pakistan's 'mobs for hire'

To an outsider, it can often look like mob rule in Pakistan. There are public lynchings and frequent attacks on religious minorities and nobody ever seems to get arrested or go to jail. But running and renting out mobs is also an organised business in the country, where the men organising the mobs insist they are providing a vital public service and anything is available - at the right price.

An old man with fiery red hair, Khwaja, lounges on a rickety rope-woven bed and speaks to a rapt audience. These are all men from the area, many of them wearing prayer caps and sporting beards. He has gathered more than a dozen in just a few minutes, armed only with a cell phone and a little black book full of numbers.

"Gathering a mob - what's so difficult about that?" he says. "One phone call and a hundred people will come, they can throw stones till nothing is left and if that doesn't work, it costs very little to buy 10 litres of petrol and set things on fire."

 

[DFI_COAS]

And he is the most liberal Paki ever!

Pakistaniyat in full display of a supposedly liberal and witty Paki columnist Nadeem F.Paracha :

 

[angeldude13]

7 totally random and funny maps of India some Pakistanis love to dream about

http://www.opindia.com/2015/08/7-to...of-india-some-pakistanis-love-to-dream-about/

OpIndia Staff / August 21, 2015 / Leisure

Ever since India changed the map of Pakistan in 1971, Pakistan has been dying to do the same to India. Here are seven such maps some Pakistanis fantasize about:

1. Real India is only Gujarat and Bihar. Rest all are potential independent nations:



Some Pakistanis believe that not just Kashmir, there are these many separatists movement going on in India.

2. Gujarat is no longer India, but Pakistan. But a large part of India is now back to being India:



This is perhaps what they think is more “realistic”. Khalistan has been given a space.

3. Some maps had expiry date. For example, this map was supposed to get realized by 2012. Too bad didn’t happen:


New capital of Pakistan has shifted from Islamabad to Muslimabad, and it seems it’s near Mumbai.

4. 2012 target could not be achieved, but there is one waiting to be realized in 2020:


Did you notice? Kashmir is no longer a disputed territory, but entire South India is.

5. “PakNationalists” have one more map that they think India can be broken into:



Only Uttar Pradesh and Madhya Pradesh have got some reason to stay together. Everyone else has left. And Andamans and Nicobar islands have been gifted to Bangladesh.

6. Pakistan all over India, except in 5 places:



Raj Thackeray will be happy. He gets his own nation, and so does Rajasthan. Tamil Nadu will have to adjust with Karnataka. Khalistanis have again been given a consolation prize.

7. Somehow, they don’t want Goa. Perhaps those beaches are too hot for them:



Indian Ocean has been renamed to Chinese Ocean. Pakistanis know how to keep their masters happy.

In first map they have mixed us Rajputs with sikhs
In second they thought it would be difficult for them to control Rajputs so they've made us an Independent state
In 5th and 6th map they've again thought that controlling Rajputs would be a blunder and hence they've made us an Independent state.
In last map they have grown some cyber balls and showed Rajasthan as a part of al baki land.
Here are few words from a Rajput- People will be slaughtered,blood will be everywhere and human life will be reduced to worth of few paisas but we won't be submitting to a muzzie satan ever.Have balls?Come fight us.....

 

[thethinker]

In first map they have mixed us Rajputs with sikhs
In second they thought it would be difficult for them to control Rajputs so they've made us an Independent state
In 5th and 6th map they've again thought that controlling Rajputs would be a blunder and hence they've made us an Independent state.
In last map they have grown some cyber balls and showed Rajasthan as a part of al baki land.
Here are few words from a Rajput- People will be slaughtered,blood will be everywhere and human life will be reduced to worth of few paisas but we won't be submitting to a muzzie satan ever.Have balls?Come fight us.....

Last map is funny as well.

Renamed Indian Ocean to Chinese Ocean because Pakistan being the bazaru nation as it is would like to keep China as its sugar daddy even after Ghazwa-e-Hind is complete.

 

[kafir kaur]

Pakistaniyat in full display of a supposedly liberal and witty Paki columnist Nadeem F.Paracha :

wow porkies talking about indian poverty, what an irony. i guess they wanted us to beg from amreeka/china like the paki way.
and this fugly buddha nadeem whtever his name is needs to look inwards first.
btw, if this is the case of a liberal porki, how are extremists like in that hellhole.

 

[thethinker]

wow porkies talking about indian poverty, what an irony. i guess they wanted us to beg from amreeka/china like the paki way.
and this fugly buddha nadeem whtever his name is needs to look inwards first.
btw, if this is the case of a liberal porki, how are extremists like in that hellhole.

The only difference between a madarsa Paki and a college educated Paki is know-how of using Internet and familiarity with languages other than Urdu. :biggrin2:

Other than that, its still the same Pakistaniyat that is seen.

'Liberal' Pakis try to mask it as per situation to maintain their self-preservation (i.e appear as civilized when in West or other nations while become full Paki when amongst their own) while jihadi Abduls display it openly.

Notice the tweets by esteemed liberal Paki here has the same theme : dark poor indians, Muslim hating Modi and riots.

 

[brational]

Two Iron brothers are satisfying their ego by drawing Indian Map. They are aware that India is not in their combined reach hence drawing maps on board is the best way to be happy.

 

[brational]

Last map is funny as well.

Renamed Indian Ocean to Chinese Ocean because Pakistan being the bazaru nation as it is would like to keep China as its sugar daddy even after Ghazwa-e-Hind is complete.

Brainfart Bakis are such a loser that they are not capable of dreaming it big. Instead of naming it Pakistani Ocean they prefer to become the Chinese Slave. Once a Slave will always be a slave. They can change the map but they can not change their mindset.

 

[kafir kaur]

pre marital sex and abortion in islamic pakistan.
how is this possible, i thought 99% paki girls are goddess sita re incarnate.

 

[Blackwater]

pre marital sex and abortion in islamic pakistan.
how is this possible, i thought 99% paki girls are goddess sita re incarnate.

@Neo

islami pakistani culture:biggrin2::biggrin2::biggrin2::biggrin2::biggrin2:

 

[Blackwater]

chutiy.a zarvan in baki forum

Worst-case scenarios: What would happen if Indo-Pak war breaks out?
:biggrin2::biggrin2::biggrin2::biggrin2:

another paki chutiy.a farhaan 9909


Will begin lubrication of my AK 74U.
:biggrin2::biggrin2:

 

[vayuu1]

chutiy.a zarvan in baki forum

Worst-case scenarios: What would happen if Indo-Pak war breaks out?
:biggrin2::biggrin2::biggrin2::biggrin2:

another paki chutiy.a farhaan 9909


Will begin lubrication of my AK 74U.
:biggrin2::biggrin2:

What would happen if indo pak war breaks out ...mmmm..... let me guess.....mmm...mmm.. ha zyada kuch nhi paki 's ki ma behen ek jo jayegi.

 

[Sakal Gharelu Ustad]

pre marital sex and abortion in islamic pakistan.
how is this possible, i thought 99% paki girls are goddess sita re incarnate.

Don't they know about something called condoms!

 

[Sakal Gharelu Ustad]

Don't you know Condoms are haram in Islam, after sex he sends talak talak talak SMS to the girl then both will move apart.

If you have any doubt here in Hyd(muslim ghettos) Arabs are famous for HALAL marriages for 2 days to 2 months all are legal in secular India because they want Vir***/kids below 18 age girls.

I know even the pope hates condoms.

Btw, it is not always arabs in Hyderabad because Halal marriage is allowed only for Shias.

 

[kafir kaur]

Rule No 1.If kafirs are majority Sunni+Shia+Sufi+Ahmadi (+72 sects) are bhai bhai.

Poor muslims want money, arab sheiks want kids and they are ready to spend huge amount.So both parties are happy.BTW it is LEGALLY okay in Secular India.But throw stones and kills, if they found any Kafir boy with Mommin girl

so true, they are ready to offer their daughters as keep to arab sheikhs but are ready to kill if a non muslim boy marries and gives the girl a dignified life.
so this proves the point, s.asian mussies are arab slaves to whom they are ready to sell their daughters even.